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I believe he's crowning !
helllo there
Sure, we are! Why not?
Because the Earth constitution clearly states
If we hope to realize our aspirations as a great planet,
Super Tuesday is in the books,
were you even born on Earth?
as president of Earth, the greatest planet in the world.
5 x 5 x 13 x 23 =7,475
Thank you, Headless Clone of Agnew.
So, you're not from Earth after all.
Okay, let's nip this Earther movement in the bud
Now, get up to that podium and change the world.
And the votes are in.
It's Politics 1 01 .
Question two. The environment. Yes or no?
and begin the questions.
lt wasn't "we, the people," it was you, the mutant.
with Eurasia, Australia and Kentucky turning out in big numbers.
Hey, what's that rifling sound?
I found it!
Watch and learn.
My fellow Earthicans,
I might just live in this backwoods septic tank,