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Hey, what's going on?
We got to get some dirt on this Travers guy.
Hello. I'm here for the free beer.
Yes! Congratulations, Mr. President.
Linda, I'm down here at the pelvis,
Of course I'm from Earth.
Excellent. Now, listen.
All I see is you going in and out.
Yeah. You explained his positions
I'm 40% political opinions!
The robots crushed our most treasured monuments and celebrities,
Hello? I'd like to volunteer. ls anyone lurking?
Welcome to Debate 301 2,
Here comes the head.
Bender, you can't even vote. You're a convicted felon.
Not really.
What?
True, but someday I might be rich.
And with the polls now closed in every time zone worldwide,
Hello, dirt.
My fellow Earthicans,
No, there isn't.
Nixon always wins!
You Ruth Bader believe it!
Push, Mom, push. You can do it.
I may be just a backwoods septic tank,
This year, I'm going to get involved in the political process
What would it take to convince you people?
to the maternity ward. This morning !
Without cheap alien labor for menial jobs like harvesting crops,
Are there any real questions?
I bet nothing comes out. Just you watch.
Hey, yeah. That'll cost him votes.
Why are you supporting Elon Musk? You're not rich. Elon Musk fans: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.
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