Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Patriotism, good. Where is it?

We, the people, did it!

Care to evade these compelling charges?

Right after these 800 people get it.

and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel.

No. I mean, yes.

ls he a draft dodger? Sex offender? Sex dodger?

Question one. Will you pledge today to somehow reduce taxes

We want someone born here!

with these convenient "Reelect Nixon" ass stickers. Go, Nixon !

I'll come. As long as there's no xenophobes there.

Please don't look for my Earth certificate.

Would I have to have been born right before your eyes?

Two words. Condor attack.

so I can then claim it's a fake.

Well, you did manage to get a tremendous urine sample.

Keep it on the news, put him on the defensive.

of an ancient time travel code.

Yeah ! That'll show those poor!

Long-form certificate of live birth.

So far, so good. Then what?

And the first runner-up,

Who wants to help me break into the hospital in Kenya?

I've heard reports you weren't actually born on Earth.

defeat Richard Nixon.

Morbo interrupts Bowling For Quatloos

Yes, the robot with the megaphone jumping up and down.