Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've just got this thing where a lot of times I don't show up.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, Rhonda's going to love these.
Oh hey, uh, Colonel Mustard called. He said ‘get a clue’
No, it isn't.
Did all of you get dropped on your heads?
Well, that's a good icebreaker.
You need any Cheerios or rebar?
and the sadistic son of a bitch found a cavity.
Oh, it's hopeless.
Yes, I do love candy. But I love Rhonda more.
Did anything special happen yesterday?
Maybe not.
Okay, so I was in the kitchen and Red came in, and I was gonna tell him I loved him.
Oh, my God. Casey Kelso's here.
and then I realized I just gotta say it, so...
But we'll light that firecracker when we come to it.
You mean your corduroy commandos?
"Do you have any serious medical conditions?"