Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that.

Okay, you heard the man.

Bird by Bird, Coach.

It's a goldfish.

Expats in their home country after getting used to German Beer

[Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids.

No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all.

[chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these.

Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker."

Uh-oh, here's trouble.

-[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for.

Ted, you know what might convince me?

-[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps]

First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?

You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning.

Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick.

-[chuckles] -Uh, oh!

[Ted] All right, catch you later, boss.

Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday.

[continues singing]

-He's a lion. -Definitely lion.

Biscuits with the boys!

we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room.

WANKERS GOT IT WRONG! (good for us, bad for them)

Oh! Oh, hey now.

[players cheering]

-Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go.

That's all we got for you, except for one thing.

'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet.

Be a goldfish Sam Yeah?

[reporters clamoring]

Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure.

-Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go.

I don't know how often they actually do that.

Hey, let's shake this one off, all right?

while you were married.