Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em.

Question: 100 years or so before he came to our shores. What was he like then?

We have a problem.

You see? How we all work together for the common good?

I just came to pay my respects. Wish you a speedy recovery.

It may have the movements, memories, even personality of who it took over,

- squashes you like a bug? - So you noticed.

Look. A cockroach.

- Let her go. - I just had a little. There's plenty more.

Want a free drink?

"Hi, honey, you're in grave danger. I'll see ya next month."

But I'm not exactly one of you, either.

Zachary was strong and he was careful.

Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night

The librarian from your school. What's he doing here?

Don't you like?

I say that there's no record. But vampires hunt and kill. It's what they do.

- A lifetime. - Or two, but who's counting?

which incidentally will require countless hours of vigorous training.

OK, so here's something I gotta know.

He wouldn't send the Three forjust anyone. We must step up our training with weapons.

I don't see them.

My family kinda goes back to those days.

It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's who we are.

What the heck are we gonna do about it?

I'm older than you, and this can't ever...

How did you happen to come along?

I do. Which is fine with me most of the time, but...

Is that what you tell yourself these days?

- I speak from experience. - Giles, 20th century?

I don't know what everyone's saying. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker.

- Bad hair on top of that outfit? - To love someone who used to love you.

I'm gonna go to bed. And Buffy?

Do you feel like something little or something big?

- I'll be quiet now. - No, it's OK.

- Because when I am... - Hey, no big. Water... over the bridge.

- I'll take the floor. - No...

Please get your extreme oafishness off my $200 shoes.

When Angel kissed you... I mean, before he turned into... How was it?