Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It’s called guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!
You okay?
See you, Sidney. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Sid.
Ah, it's just this town's way of not takin' me serious.
WHEN YOUR DOG BITES YOU AFTER YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM A TREAT
You guys were tardy for the party, so we started without you.
Help me, somebody! Help me!
We're checkin' every cellular account in the county.
Dewey!
- Take a message. - No, um, I'll get it.
No-- You can't be in here. Oh, no. You gotta go. Go, go, go.
Fuck! Fuck!
- Yes? - Who is this?
Well, it occurred to me that I've never snuck through your bedroom window.
Tell 'em. Come on, Dad. Tell 'em!
Dead
You're forgiven
God bless the youth of America
What is your problem?
- I wouldn't do that if I were you. - Where are you? Where are you?
- Uh-huh. - What's your favourite scary movie?
Well, I’m about to watch a 4K UHD
Hey, I haven't seen Billy around. Is he really pissed?
That's right. You gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin.
Billy, I am sorry if my traumatized life...
Excuse me, dude.
I’m getting scared I’m shacking in my boots
- You lost. - It's a fun game, Sidney.
I think Stu did it.
It's your mom's anniversary. Congratulations.
Well, you just never know when or where a story will break.
Behind you, Jamie.
It was fun
sure
Let me ask you this What are you doing with a cellular telephone, son?
Well, I don't really believe in motive, Sid.
Even worse than--
I thought they fired your sorry ass
- So, is-- is Dewey your real name? - No, it's Dwight.
Movies don't create psychos.
- It was just that water from the rain. - They look great, don't they?
Not too much fun, or I'll bust ya.
- Ooh! - Yes! Yes!
'Cause I want to know who I'm looking at.
What did you say?
It certainly fucked you up. It made you have sex with a psychopath.
Um, "Halloween."
It's all-- It's all a movie.
We won't know anything until the morning.
- How many "Evil Deads?" - One! - Two!
I wanna be in the sequel!
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. Wait, Sidney, wait!
When YourDOG BITES YOU AFTER YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM A TREAT
- Sidney's father? - Yeah.
you hear the Richard Gere/gerbil story so many times before you starting to believe it
Ah, he's a ghost He's a god
Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behaviour.
that its residents had fled.
If this were a scary movie, I'd be the prime suspect.
YOU HEAR THE RICHARD GERE/GERBIL STORY SO MUCH YOU START BELIEVING IT
Let's pretend it's all a scary movie, Sid. How do you think it's gonna end?
- I'm sorry. - No, that's all right.
Occult?
Casey Becker and Steve Orth were killed last night.
We are, we are, we are rather helpless
- Do you still think he's innocent? - Your testimony put him away.
I tell you what. Why don't you guys go up to my parents' room?
People looking for the annabelle doll
Who's there?
Houston, we-- we have a problem here.
My mom was killed. I can't believe you're bringing this up!
I'll be right back..
What kind of questions did they ask you, Sidney?
Peer pressure! I’m far too sensitive
Don't shoot. It's me! I found Tatum. She's dead.
How's that for a motive?
Don't be shy and I'll show you, baby
- Maybe he was having an affair with your mom.
- Can you see me right now? - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. Okay.
- What rules? - You don--
- It would certainly improve your high school "Q."
- So, how's the book? - Well, it'll be out later this year.
Me: I've got mad rizz *My Rizz*
You tell me.
Don't hang up on me!
Baby, I'm with you
Movie trivia. I'll even give you a warm-up question.
And last night? Sidney said you crawled through her window last night too.
Attention! Oh, what do we have behind door number three, Sidney?
Pathetic.
I mean, we certainly don't have any leads.
So you better just leave.
Huh? What am I doin'? Hello!
My name isn't Jesus.
Has a cheesy tabloid journalist ever won the Pulitzer?
Bam! Bitch went down.
when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.
When I’m in charge you treat me like a man of thr
I want to know who I'm talking to.
Luan Loud What's your favourite scary movie?
and have them present during questioning?
No, Jamie. Uh, watch out.
She was never attacked. I think she made it all up.
Get in the car. Drive down to the MacKenzies'.
- Completely
- We can't stop now. - Please stop! Leave us alone!