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Peer pressure I’m far too sensitive

- Ready? - Yeah. Yeah! I'm ready, baby!

Billy, someone-- someone tried to kill me.

- Jeez. Nice shot. - Bitch!

Enough is enough. I--

- Is Billy gonna be there tonight? - He better not be.

I'm gonna check the party out.

When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.

I'm not here to fight. I just need to talk.

- You'll never get away with this. - Oh, no?

She never showed her tits till she went legits.

I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.

- I don't think you're that bad. - No? - No.

- See, the police are always off track with this shit. - Man!

Oh! Billy. Billy. Are you okay?

- Would you care to join me? - I'd love to.

- You tricked me. - Lucky for you there's a bonus round.

But it's just that...

I know. I think it's time you got over that.

- Dewey, where the hell you been? - I was keepin' an eye on Sidney, uh--

My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.

It doesn't really matter what I think.

were discovered late last night by the girl's parents--

You know, I-- I appreciate the romantic gesture.

- There's cash on the table, and I'm staying at--

She probably got pissed at me and bailed.

- I wanna play a game. - No.

It was just some sick fuck having a laugh, Sidney.

The world looks just fine to me

- Whisper to a scream - A whisper to a scream

How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?

He made the calls with a cellular phone. It's been confirmed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You still think it's me.

It's a sin. It's an extension of number one.

beginning at 9:00 tonight.

I'm getting scared. I'm shaking in my boots.

stumbles on you two dipshits, finds the gun...

when two young teenagers were found brutally murdered.

- Did you find him? - Are you sure it was the Hilton?

I don't know. I guess.

- So, where are you? - Right here.

Did they ask you?

is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence.

you are much prettier in person.

This account is no Sharon stone, hmm?

Casey Becker, she sits next to me in English.

- I'm sorry. Are you okay? - Yeah.

I thought maybe we'd walk.

Uh, that's Deputy Riley today, Sid.

- I'm not talking to you. - What happened to her?

in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

- I got a delay. - How long is it?

You know, if Tatum sees you here, she'll draw blood.

- Whatever. Just hurry, okay? - Ta-ta, Sid.

Oh, you mean after you branded him the Candyman?

Please, please, leave me alone.

- Sorry, don't hate me. - Oh, my God! - What, do you sleep in that?

would you be standing in the horror section?

Okay. Okay, okay. Time is up, stud-bucket.

I'm so sorry. Please understand.

Lock yourself in it. Call the sheriff for backup.

There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect!

- Yeah. - Is this some kind of joke?

and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro...

Comin' to my fiesta?

- What am I, the beer wench? - She was nominated--

Understand what? That I have a girlfriend who would rather accuse me...

We are, we are, we are rather helpless

if it were you it'd be a very clever way to throw me off track.

This is my big shot. Let's go.

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath...

I think I’m dying here, man

It's productive. Is there a problem on campus?

What? What are you-- Nobody said that. Sid!

Because obviously they don't watch enough movies.

Don't go there, Sid.

Nice try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up, okay? Bye now.

Of course, just let me kill you...

Thanks, buddy. Besides, it takes a man to do something like that.

- It did? - Yeah, it was edited for TV.

Well, I don't know. When you're arrested you're allowed one phone call.

You see, Sid, everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us.

- It's insulting. - Are you alone in the house?

There's more beer in the garage.

Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video.

And we're not just talking killed. We're talking splatter-movie killed.

you should know Dr Doom's mother, Mrs Von Doom, was the original killer.

Sidney, baby, please, give me that gun! Give me that gun! Christ, man!

Except for Billy and me. We were left for dead.

What’s the matter, Mott? You look love you’ve seen a ghost.

She just wants to get an education. Turn that thing off.