Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, let's take it back to one. Come on. Move it.
My man!
- Uh, I don't know. - You have to have a favourite.
I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!
It's never gonna stop, is it?
Well, I think you have the wrong number.
Yeah? Why would he want to go to war?
More of a game, really.
Flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stome
Somebody was gonna write a book about it.
- No, I mean, camera shot. - Where'd you learn to punch like that?
burn him. burn him towel. burn him oprah.
Uh, hi, who is this?
Yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face it, Sidney...
We get to carry on and plan the sequel...
- Okay. Whatever. - Yeah? Nice.
They sure are comin' fast. Slow down!
- Forget it. - Please? You owe me.
Oh, yeah?
- Stupidity leak. - Ow. Easy.
- Sex equals death. Okay? - Yes!
Big no-no! Big no-no!
How's she doin'?
She has her own bubble-butt boyfriend, Billy.
I'm calling the police.
Well, I call your bluff.
- What's Leatherface doin' here? - Cute. He came to make up.
Too bad, I've spoken
- Where do you get this shit? - "Ricki Lake."
Sorry! I found this. Come on!
Yeah, man.
I didn't do anything.
Don't worry, Sid, it's school. You'll be safe here.
What if she did it? What if Sidney killed Casey and Steve?
Yeah.
- You're forgiven. Bye now. - Wait, wait. Don't hang up.
My dad is in the other room. You can't be in here.
Do you wish to give up your right to speak to an attorney...
What's your name You dont need to know B*ch
- How's she doing? - Sid's tougher than she looks.
Sidney!
When you walk into your room and see your husband cheating
And the fact is, it takes a man to do something like that.
I’m calling the police.
Kenny, I need the cellular!
Hello? Yeah?
You know that? I didn't do it.
Jesus, this place is packed tonight, man.
"boo-kah," you die!
No, Casey!
I saw him leave wearing it.
Is that you, Randy?
Well, it's bad.
Come to my woman's breasts, And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers.
I'll be right back!
- Look. Kenny? - Yeah?
Sidney! Sidney!
As long as this little vixen doesn't invite the entire world, we'll be fine.
Don't forget. Stay to the side and don't go too deep.
- That all depends on you. - Why are you doing this?
- What? - I wanna talk to you for a second.
killer in the big chase scene at the end.
- You've gotta find me first, you pansy-assed mama's boy! - Fuck!
Do you know what that could do for my book sales?
You should never say "Who's there?"
I just thought maybe we could do a little on-top-of-the-clothes stuff.
- Here you go, Mrs Tate. - Thank you, James.
Talk to her. Talk to her.
As if. That's all I'm sayin'.
What's that werewolf movie with E.T.'s mom in it?
They're gonna gas him. A book is not gonna change that.
Hey, buddy I'm warnin' you to turn it off
The killer's coming after me! He's in the house!
Why would she lie about it?
Jamie, look behind you. Look behind you.
Stop right there.
- What? - The gun, man. The gun.
She's the scream queen.
You know who I think it is?
The door's locked. I heard screaming. You all right?
- Mom. - Oh, my God, I, I can hear her.
Thanks.
I don't know. That's why I was askin' you.
You know, all the good stuff was cut out. And it got me thinking of us...
How does it feel?
I ask a question. If you get it right, Steve lives.
We're gonna keep this very brief, Sidney.
Dewey's just somethin' I got stuck with a long time ago.
20 Goddamn times!
- Yes! Oh! That was beautiful! - Lovely!
- It's alive! - Henry!
Sydney!
Just a sec.
I'm kiddin'. Have a good time. Watch the drivin'.
We had a run in the mass murder section.
- Don't worry, Sid. We'll find him. - Dewey, they got that mask in.
I feel a little woozy here!
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I'M GONNA RIP YOU UP, YOU BITCH, JUST LIKE YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!
Stupidity leak
- I thought you didn't have a boyfriend. - I lied! I do have a boyfriend...
No. No. Tatum. It's okay.
- Listen, asshole-- - No, you listen, you little bitch.
Are you sure?
Fucker, where are you?
Your slut mother was fucking my father...
Come on!
Kenny!