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OMAR! THE SITE'S CLOSED
My innate desire to seek out other life...
But two Celestials...
What about him? What's he doing?
Oh, no!
If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all
is yell at each other. You are not friends.
the very planet you walk on now.
But what?
He did call you twig.
He may have been your father girl but he wasn't your daddy
Go!
Stop pretending you aren't what you are.
who could squeeze into places adults couldn't.
just because I wanted to win.
- I am Groot. - No!
They blew out the generator.
and hooked up with hot women...
How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?
but I suppose you'll have to learn
You were all I had.
Oh, God.
I'm Peter Pan, y'all!
This is whatever the show is where one person is willing...
TAPEFACE!!!
so hard...
My lady is the sea
I win. I bested you in combat.
you.
Just relax. Concentrate.
Drax! We need to talk.
No!
Find a girl, settle down
their own little baby, into slavery.
No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now.
But you left...
That's Ego's core.
New plan. We're killing you first.
Even though he yelled at them.
I'm the one what sticks up for you!
I will help them by killing Thanos.
perhaps it will provide you solace
- you wanna be my dad? - I hear you.
We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line.
You broke all our hearts.
We need to get off this planet.
You wanna buy some batteries?
The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless.
Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much.
because she wants
That was being funny!
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to read more than 50 notifications at a time.
You don't have to believe in yourself...
Where is the other half of our ship?
Do you have any tape?
which is why you're here.
Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them.
I have found meaning.
All command modules...
you listening to this song.
Yeah!
It's called a Zune.
Hey!
I can explain your very special heritage.
But it broke my heart to cut him
Brandy, you're a fine girl
Not long after.
You are a god.
After all these years, I've found you.
we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord.
Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...
Some sort of protective shell.
how to swim before I hereby was becoming a kid I hereby needed to pretend how to swim before I hereby was becoming a kid I hereby needed to pretend
All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch.
I am Groot.
Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
There's something I must tell you.
What a day.
Over thousands of years...
So what are you following us for?
I learned to control the molecules around me.
It's not ripe.
My mother told everyone my father was from the stars.
My father would tell the story
Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing.
Hey, twig!
where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like!
Don't Screw With The Sovereign
By Looking Glass?
Ugh, dude.
Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!
and we'll all be dead.
Now, you need to readjust the way you process life.
You shut up.
are you?
Mmm-hmm.
My life, my love
When they see what I have created here...
Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
I didn’t mean to do a mutiny ☹️
I know every single day.
I saved you you stupid fucks
Well...
After going around years in circles...
Peter Say You Killed My Mother! Lord Shen Kill Po Mother Panda (神兽金刚 神獸金剛 기가트라이브 ริวจิไฟว์)
- Eat you? - Yeah.
High Priestess, the Council is waiting.