Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. Perhaps its very greatest.

There is a cut on its neck.

I'm a flea with a purpose.

They will serve as a warning...

- Release the quadrant! - Aye, Captain!

When I flawless Alex's level 4 batman with my own level 30 batman

of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.

But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility.

What are they called again?

An unorthodox genealogy.

I can make a stubborn person compliant.

I thought Yondu was your father.

You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister!

Yondu was the guy who abducted me...

and all the accompanying junk.

I can still hear you saying

What? We've been together this whole time...

Did you make a penis?

Out of all my spawn...

I first met my beloved at a war rally.

That activates it.

The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men.

- I am Groot. - Uh-huh.

I must cut through it from the inside.

Well, we got these.

I don't give a damn what you think of me!

If you think...

you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden...

That first trimester…

Give me your hands, son.

He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel...

I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.

Anulax batteries.

I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil...

how when I was a kid I used to pretend

You're gonna live out the rest of your days

Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community.

Music by John Powell

Shut up and get me some tape!

I need to fulfill life's one true purpose...

I have never felt such humor!

In these times of hardship...

You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat.

You must be so embarrassed!

- What is that? - Who cares?

Why are you destroying our chance?

I know I have to go

I demand a seat at the table!

What were you thinking?!

In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin...

Over the millions and millions of years of my existence...

Invasive species.

And he stole batteries he didn't need.

because of you.

Rocket, get it to look up.

I am truly not obese!

I too am extraordinarily humble

but, actually, you're the most scared of all.

was not so that I could walk among that life.

Are you kidding me?

Not if you have a purpose, Peter...

only you carried the connection to the light.

they exiled me.

Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.

David Hasselhoff?

again and again, and again, never once refraining.

We're all gonna die.

I assure you...

That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!

Groot, put your seatbelt on!

"besides just me," I thought.

in a prison on Xandar...

who doesn't trust anybody!

This is what I say before I eat:

You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.

Because I'm wise?

Yondu Say Hey There Jackass! Sentinel Prime

- and they're trying to kill us. - Exactly!

Cheers, Sam and Diane...

Why do you have so much luggage?

I will buy a warship

We are beyond such things.

It's time for the Ravagers...

I thought Brian Head was your father.

And that is when I came...

He didn't steal some of those.

Promises, promises.

Perhaps its very greatest.

I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship.

It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to read more than 50 notifications at a time.

I did it because I wanted to!

It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions...

It is my purpose...

A spacesuit and an aero-rig.

Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about.

I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth...

No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks.

Yeah, like what?

You will never love me again

God you're like an old lady Because I am wise?

You best be very careful what you say about our captain.

He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny.

They killed all my friends.

Dude! Seriously!