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More like because he stole...
I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day.
Bye Bye
Nope!
This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself...
Hey, you're making him nervous!
It ain't healthy for a person to read more than 50 notifications at a time.
Sleet
Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet.
And we'll all be dead. Understand? - I am Groot. Good.
You're telling me.
More powerful, more beautiful...
He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code.
There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me.
Seems he's goin' soft.
No, seriously, I side with Drax.
I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman.
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside.
i am truly not obese!
I motherfucking Mary Poppins y’all
Give me your word you won't hurt Groot...
"I know how much this sucks, but right now I see no other way." - Coda
20 clicks to the jump!
It's a show that doesn't exist.
What are you gonna do with your share?
Mantis! Look out!
Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon.
Give me a break!
He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism.
You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice!
You look like Peter Pan!
We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used...
Romantic, sexual love.
Damn shadow.
Hell, yes.
He came on a summer's day
You explain it this time.
and you would tell all the other children...
but it broke my heart to put samraat's popeyes commercial on the air...
I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved.
"There must be some life out there in the universe...
Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would.
Guardians of the Galaxy fight off High Evolutionary's forces
He takes it out when he sleeps.
I made a ball.
But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.
I bet it's the one-inch man.
He's coming.
Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
I say...
I'm not going to dance with you.
I am Groot.
What say we head out there right now?
That's a desk.
You really need to grow up.
Mmm...
Do not tell me what I want.
I don't have any tape. Let me check.
It was with Meredith that I first experienced love.
michael got the pinus
You're home.
It’s so stupid
I had a pretty cool dad.
That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home.
I never thought she'd be able to do it...
I wanna put some tape over the death button.
Whoa.
Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you.
A quarter ain't a third.
Oh, hell!
The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it.
A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back.
What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau?
No!
He needs my genetic connection to the light...
Son of a...
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
Don't push this button
I don't know why they're quitting what a mystery this is...
Your antennae, what are they for?
- Now... - But my mother...
I love this song.
One Later
you're wrong.
Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
You can stay with us and help them.
Meaning what?
Me when I see my grandson trying to eat glue:
Enough!
She already told me everything.
Dance with me.
Yes! I have single-handedly...
Nothing.
Uh...
We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship.
When I hear people using Profanity in School.....
Rocket, where is he?
You're right.
You know I'm right, Kraglin.
Stop.
No! Spit it out!
when your mother passed away.
a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other...
It will not take Ego long to find us.
Try again.
What? No!
Wait, where are you going?
Ego.
They say, "Brandy, fetch another round"
- That doesn't make any sense! - I tried telling him that!
What are you doing?
It would make my nether regions engorge.
below the surface.
Ah.
Do one of those on me.
You're scum!
Rocket.
Oh! Aww...
meaning.
Now, all right...
Psychopath!
Taserface!
What's that thing? What's that thing?