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So it's nice to get asked to do actual legal stuff.
[both scream, laugh]
♪ Getting strong today ♪
[Carrie] Me too, but they just want me for my power.
♪ Ha ha ha, anymore ♪
Sometimes I wonder if you're cut out for customer service.
♪ I went to school and I got a big ♪
[groans]
Okay, okay. Yeah, I can do that.
♪ She was waiting on drunks ♪
It's just… a lot.
Oh. You kids and your genders. Love it.
What if I ever meet Malala? I'll be mortified.
Do you work here? I have a complaint.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Okay.
You've been gone a while. Is there anything you wanna get caught up on?
Okay.
I'm drawing this ethical line in the sand now.
- [Colt] All right! - [Jen] Dirty bastard.
to the Wings of Heaven.
How do you play this thing?
♪ Have consensual sex ♪
[music stops]
Please don't say the amount. It causes me physical pain when I hear it.
that we can look at through the wrong end of a telescope, or we walk.
[pants]
at the crest of the labia minora.
Take my place when I die.
[sighs]
♪ I did it for the money ♪