Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your name is Wesley Snipes? That’s insane. It’s insane that the *actor* Wesley Snipes has that name.

Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough

Wait, that's not him, is it?

But then I realized it was just some old lady

Are you ready to settle and become Mrs. Snipes?

No, the premier talent agency for black dwarves.

This guy, Wesley, thinks we should get married.

Yeah, not the time travel.

It's a "Lizaster".

No, faster than that.

to say you didn't have sex with them.

Then I could open jars and kill bugs for you,

G.E. is a great company.

Before I take your questions,

There's always an untapped market.

and you could make me look less gay at work functions.

Your town sucks!

Don't fight it, Jack.

for tax purposes

It was just the anesthesia.

Now, the floor is open to questions.

This is for you, "Dan Goose."

We have a Tracy problem.

I wanted to see you.

In separate bedrooms?

in the universe.

Have a nice life.

Well I, for one, am done cosuming

Look, I happen to believe in romantic...

Yet another black superstar taken down by his personal life.

on their Cinco de Mayo float!

You have a problem with the science

I learned you have to go on the offensive.

And this is the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Porn for women.

I don't think there was any connection.

Well, that's the beauty of it, Jack.

Frankly, you should be having this conversation with him!

Maybe it is the perfect business.

I can't have sex with you, Liz Lemon!

Okay, ever since I was little...