Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your name is Wesley Snipes? That’s insane. It’s insane that the *actor* Wesley Snipes has that name.

Maybe it is the perfect business.

I don't think there was any connection.

It was just the anesthesia.

And this is the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Then I could open jars and kill bugs for you,

Look, I happen to believe in romantic...

Frankly, you should be having this conversation with him!

for tax purposes

We have a Tracy problem.

Well I, for one, am done cosuming

Are you ready to settle and become Mrs. Snipes?

on their Cinco de Mayo float!

to say you didn't have sex with them.

In separate bedrooms?

Yeah, not the time travel.

Now, the floor is open to questions.

There's always an untapped market.

This is for you, "Dan Goose."

I can't have sex with you, Liz Lemon!

Your town sucks!

I wanted to see you.

You have a problem with the science

Don't fight it, Jack.

and you could make me look less gay at work functions.

Before I take your questions,

Yet another black superstar taken down by his personal life.

Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough

Okay, ever since I was little...

Porn for women.

This guy, Wesley, thinks we should get married.

Have a nice life.

Well, that's the beauty of it, Jack.

I learned you have to go on the offensive.

No, the premier talent agency for black dwarves.

in the universe.

G.E. is a great company.

It's a "Lizaster".

Wait, that's not him, is it?

But then I realized it was just some old lady

No, faster than that.