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Well, buying N.B.C. counts as a charitable donation
Well, I don't question everything.
Come on, I said, "Gangway for the..."
who has made it very clear she wants you.
Too bad we can't go back there.
Which reminds me.
And you know what?
Hang on, is your name Wesley Snipes?
Wait, Liz, wait.
Yeah, I'm going to go do that.
I'd lose my endorsement deal with NASCAR.
I am a real doctor.
Hear me out.
Distributor Never Wakes Up?
I feel like I'm back at school,
"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
You wouldn't be complaining
Who's desperate enough to have sex with me at this point?
Oh, God!
Angie's going to be madder than a bat in a suitcase.
Yeah, I'm supposed to be drinking a soda right now.
Jack, your shoes are shiny.
but I have something I need to share with you.
They barge right into your office and start complaining
about something and I'll think, "I'm more than just
"A monster under every bed."
The war is over.
and moved to Philadelphia!
Everybody settles.
So, all we need you to do is
I'm the reason the microwave tray rotates.
Can we start 1-1? It really does make the game...
So he's not your "Future Husband"?
learning about the dangers of book reading.
No, there really isn't.