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- [ Moaning ] - Stan, what areyou doing?
Okay. But when I go, he has to promise not to stare at my ass or become a schoolteacher!
Brian Miller, child molester.
I bet we can hit the house ofthe bully who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye.
Boy, whoever adopted this part ofthe highway is really keeping it clean.
Thanks, "Ku Klux Klan."
And I'm going to letyou.
- Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink! - [ Grunts ]
- Stan! Stan, wake up! - Huh? Oh, sorry. Must've zoned out.
##[Rock]
the same dish she ordered on their- our-our fourth date...
Honey, I knowyou're upset, but I also know you'd nevershoot an innocent man!
This is, uh- This is Bill, my C.I.A. double.
It's likeyou've been walking around dead for 20 years...
What the hell? I mean, whatyear is it? Who's president?
[Weeping]
Sometimes we need decoys for dangerous missions...
I was supposed to be his messenger, not Roger!
But she's saving the spotlight dance foryou.
and I didn't wantyou to be mad.
No, no. I won't look in the third drawer.
Hey, you can use my mom's car to deliver the pizzas!
- What a douche bag! - Get a life, loser!
If a five-year-old Palestinian can figure it out, so can I. Water in the hole!
You requested my favorite song?
Oh! A joke! [ Forced Laughing ]