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- What a douche bag! - Get a life, loser!
It's likeyou've been walking around dead for 20 years...
But she's saving the spotlight dance foryou.
Thanks, "Ku Klux Klan."
the same dish she ordered on their- our-our fourth date...
Hey, you can use my mom's car to deliver the pizzas!
##[Rock]
- Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink! - [ Grunts ]
- [ Moaning ] - Stan, what areyou doing?
Brian Miller, child molester.
If a five-year-old Palestinian can figure it out, so can I. Water in the hole!
Okay. But when I go, he has to promise not to stare at my ass or become a schoolteacher!
This is, uh- This is Bill, my C.I.A. double.
What the hell? I mean, whatyear is it? Who's president?
Boy, whoever adopted this part ofthe highway is really keeping it clean.
and I didn't wantyou to be mad.
I bet we can hit the house ofthe bully who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye.
No, no. I won't look in the third drawer.
Oh! A joke! [ Forced Laughing ]
[Weeping]
- Stan! Stan, wake up! - Huh? Oh, sorry. Must've zoned out.
I was supposed to be his messenger, not Roger!
You requested my favorite song?
And I'm going to letyou.
Sometimes we need decoys for dangerous missions...
Honey, I knowyou're upset, but I also know you'd nevershoot an innocent man!