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Get out here, you jerk! You abandoned me at my own reunion!
Hey, where's Steve? And the pizzas?
All this time I thought I was special because I married the homecoming queen.
At 2243, she was rushed to the hospital by her roommate-
You know what, Stan? Ifit's so darn-
Gather round, everyone. The reunion committee has dug up the class time capsule.
But turns out I was special because I married you...
Oh, my God,Jackson! Hang on, buddy! You're gonna make it!
How could it be so close? She's so fat that-
- [ Water Splashing ] - [ Woman Screams ]
So that's whyyou're so pale. This is the first timeyou've come out ofyour house.
- Oh, crap! Where'd I go? - The dance.
then say, "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boywho hates you!"
- Like, gag me. - Grody.
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Hey, I was, like, "no way" too.
Nein, nein, nein, nein.
I'll never forgiveyou for this!
Hey, ifwe got your dad's missile launcher...
We took that cooking class together.
[Pigs Squealing, Oinking]
What's your deal, bozo? We're humiliating you.
Bye Have.
Hi, Stan. Ah!
I came out ofthe bathroom, and he was just gone.
Snoring
and Darth Vader on bass.