Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Are you drinking coffee? - Sort of.
he really thinks he's dating them.
Ow! Fuck you, coffee table.
- I'm so sorry. - What?
- Here you go, man. - Uh...
Whitney Houston, what's up baby?
I have a camera in your kitchen. [howls]
A house, a house, tis nothing but a house.
- See you there, Tallulah. - Tallulah?
You're making it sound like I assaulted you or something.
- Really? - I'm in the walls now.
Oh, I'm not big. I'm very little,
- I have blue balls. That's assault. - [Leah groans]
We could accomplish quite a lot in that time.
[chuckling]
- Hey, are you setting a timer? - Starting now.
¿Dónde está el pipi?
My dick is maybe not everything it could be.
- I'm, uh... I'm stupid. - [laughs]
Cotton candy brandy?
His sister's throwing some high school party and he invited us.
- Well, your car is full of bees. - [laugh track plays]
Your mom kissed a woman and the woman wasn't your dad.
and I just want you to know, Daniel...
The first booze made for kids by kids. FKBK!
- What are you guys talking about? - Oh, Missy's here.
The cotton candy brandy seeped into his brain,
So, let me get this straight, your dad represented a child liquor distributor.
- Well then, you don't get a blowjob. - Okay, yeah.
Perchance I can offer you an elixir to ease your troubles, Party Wolf?
- What? - You're the worst.
lend me your best impressions for a game of celebrity.
Yeah, my dad defended the guy who created it.
- I'm a mons pusher. - Mons pusher?
♪ The cotton candy brandy I'm feeling so fine ♪
It's like a gold button on a prep school blazer.
- What's gotten into her? - [chuckling]
but I-- I just can't do that thing that you want to do.
- I'm only gonna tell my brothers. - Never discussed again.
I'll give you your own dick drawer.
- Drunk on love. - Ooh-la-la!
You.