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- I didn't know you could do a push. - You can't push.
♪ Your dick looks like a baby's nose ♪
What the fuck are you talking about?
I mean, let's be honest, who doesn't love the mons?
You're glib, Goody Holmes.
This is my room but I'm out of here.
who is forced to work in a tea service after the fall of the Shah.
[howls]
Hi.
Tell me something. What exactly is a mons?
Yeah, you never know when someone's gonna barf brandy on you.
Did you make the arrangements for the bat mitzvah band
Hi, I'm Andrew Glouberman
That's my brother Jud.
Nicky, don't you think you've had enough to drink?
- Barack Obama. - Beyoncé.
Well, this was a real teachable moment and now it's become something so ugly.
Just don't pressure people. It's not cool.
I'm keeping calendar!
Not a fan of the head push.
Meow.
Those are women sunglasses.
Ooh, she's a little liar. I like that in a lady.
My passion? What are you talking about?
- [laughs] - [groans]
Hold on, wait.
Ooh! Are you gonna party with us, Nick?
What is a head push?
You're both retarded.
"Cotton candy brandy, made for kids by kids, please help."
- Okay. - [boy] Ooh, ooh!
That sounds like the most embarrassing conversation ever.
Ye-- yeah, you're right.
[retching]
and her mom was just about to make some decaf yerba mate.
What makes you think I want to give you a blowjob?
Why are they doing a Tom Cruise version of The Crucible?
So, did you guys hear the news?