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Yeah, your eyesight's gonna come back in, like, 30 seconds.
Andrew. Thank God, I need to talk to you.
Who run the world? Girls.
Maury. Maury!
Hot daddy. [coughs]
Wow, do you want to go?
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Well, I mean, if Meg Jabroni said that...
What?
Oh, my God.
or did you get stoned and forget your one responsibility?
Uh, don't worry about me, I'm gonna go mingle now.
- Dead. - Oh, so, when's the funeral?
Does she have a gap between her two front teeth? [laughs]
[whispers] Whoa, that's Leah.
This is bad.
Oh, shit, yeah, it didn't go back in.
I do. [chuckles]
- Coach Steve eating a sandwich. - [Missy] You're praying?
- Mm-hmm. Or wherever it ends up. - Okay, that's enough.
Okay, look, these are theater kids,
[hissing]
Oh, that's Daniel. Leah likes him.
The only person I met was that pineapple.
So I don't... I don't know what I'm doing.
- You're nature's fruit. - Okay.
- Nothing. - That's a very weird thing to say.
I didn't know how to make it, so I just stirred up coffee grounds into warm water.
It's the, uh, the welcome mat to the pleasure palace.
And you got a little dick.
Aww, she's giving your little hand a squeeze.
Look, nobody cherishes women more than I do.
- Janet Jackson. - Madonna.
[laughs] Oh, using my full name, are you?
I also like when they cook dinner.
Y también , my dick is a triangle. It is over here.
I don't know what her clothes smell like.