Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [door opens] - [gasps] Shh!

- You ready? - [soft blowing]

- You're listening to me rap to myself. - [chuckles]

Then why are we so good at rehab and have great gyms?

You're praying to Mecca, you're a Muslim.

Yeah, this is Leah's room.

All my life I've been waiting for them to go down there.

- What's he doing? - Ooh.

Oh, sure, honey. Not too late.

We're all a little out of control tonight.

Oh, you are hilarious, Nick Birch.

Nickelback. [laughs]

- A toast. - A to-- I don't know.

Okay. Not watching.

Do you think it's too small for Tallulah Levine?

Spoken like a two-faced fucking Gemini.

Wine, it's nature's fruit.

- Wow. You know what? - Come on, what's your problem?

It's not that kind of party, okay?

[whispers] Party Wolf. [howls]

Wow. Dope rhymes.

I know I'm a broken record on this but Mercury is in retrograde.

You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air

Hold on, he's the one?

What's the problem, dear?

What? No, not you.

You're slut shaming me. Shame on you.

Fine, I confess. I assaulted Andrew in the closet.

I think maybe we should go back to the party.

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

♪ I got a cotton candy brandy Hey, it's yum-yum time ♪

Fun fact: I was rejected from Scientology, so...

- Is that a real movie? - No, she's lying.

It was Pangaea, the dinosaurs had just flown away in their spaceship.

This is why I invented Cubism, so I could be like, "Ooh, shapes are cool."

I gave him a blowjob, which by the way, I didn't.

We had the whole planet to ourselves, didn't we?