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I just want the world to burn and for you to get your little dinger wet.
That's right, Maury, I can't be tamed.
[stammers] I don't know, it's hard to say.
I wish I never hired you as my wife.
- No, they're Dad's. - Yeah, Dad wears women sunglasses.
What happened? Why'd your damn client pull away?
What does your client know how to do?
I can't believe I'm in the seventh grade and already over high school.
Okay. Ha ha. Well, you're all dead.
For your information, I'm contacting Trusted Root tonight.
Nick, listen.
Please, retarded faggot, I'm serious. I want to tell you something serious.
You're the helicobacter pylori bacteria?
- Maury. - Connie.
Oh, my God. What happened up there, that was so messed up.
Well, Jay, you come from an upsetting home.
- Ohh! - Why am I introducing myself?
- Have fun. [laughs] - What?
Because then it might work out fine.
- That's too bad. - Yeah, it is too bad.
No. I'm really not.
It's go time, this is not a drill.
♪ All dead Oh! ♪
[gulps] Ooh!
Very big on the mons, baby.
- Is that a good look for either of us? - Oh, fine, you can have a little.
- Nick's got a girlfriend. - Nick's got a girlfriend. [chuckles]
- Oh! I love pigs in a blanket. - Really?
- Tallulah Levine, the blowjob machine. - Come again?
[mimics buzzer] Andrew's got a date, so I'm staying at home
- Tallulah. - Nick Birch.
But sweet as berry pie.
You see that girl over there?
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Jessi.
[Jud, muffled] He's already got a little... dick. [chuckles]
Maury, why is this all so complicated?
and I've been drinking cotton candy brandy and I think coffee grounds all night long,
I mean, she's talking to a pineapple.
To Party Wolf. [howls] Drink.
Party Wolf got Frenched.