Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-That's it! Marilyn, she could help you. -What?
Granville and Baxter. As far as I know, they got nothin' to do with the Mets.
-Well, it would only be for a couple of weeks. -Couple of weeks.
You know how many years I sat around listening to you guys
I mean, you've paid us all so much money,
for an unprecedented challenge game
Thanks a lot, baby.
Hello, Angela. Just be cool.
in what Marilyn and I are doing,
I want to bet $50,000 that Loyola wins
I'll give you a line on anything.
Forget the charity. Forget that.
-How much are they paying? -$100,000 a week.
for one season with the Toledo Mud Hens.
I'll pay you...
Have a good day!
Ooh, and you listen to these people?
-Hi. I'm Monty Brewster. -Monty Brewster?
What, back in June, was it?
I don't believe it. Oh, how tasteless.
All right. I want you to hire me three of the most expensive limousines with drivers,
Monty, good news, pal. Good news.
They would administer it in some charitable fashion
Good for your muscles, nude.
Spike, you're beautiful, man. You... You are.
Oh, no. I couldn't stand another one.
-Just what I need. -Tell him he owes me 200 bucks.
If I can't get what I want
That is not the point.
-The four of us nude would be great! -Oh, that would be fun.
How's it going, buddy?
And give everybody else in here whatever they're drinking.
I know how much it meant to you.
I almost let the cat out of the bag, Uncle Rupert.
because he's the party-meister, himself.
Somebody saved me
(BALL CRACKS AGAINST BAT)
Why don't you go sit somewhere else?
You're a total snack bar!
Get Cox over here.
-I just... -Loyola 18, Notre Dame, zilch.
-Hello. -CHARLEY: Brewster.
(LAUGHING)
My first loyalty would always be to the firm.
You spend it and show off. You just gave away $300,000!
(ALL CLAMORING)
I gotta stop here at my desk and get my messages.
He didn't pick it up, so they gave it to me.
Oh, Monty, I have the most wonderful idea for you.
Listen, get your wrap. You go away, and you could come back tomorrow.
A triple. Six RBIs.
You gotta wait till you see the apartments I rented for you guys.
What do you mean, what did they do to me in there?
a substantial amount of money.
Yo! Taxi!
I've got wonderful news for you, Monty.
As you can see, the airplane was accidentally printed upside-down.
$30 million! That makes us rich! Well, not us. It makes him rich.
You want to hire a piece of shit car for $5,000 a week?
You are out.
What do you think, sir?
That's for Montgomery Brewster.
It's goin' great.
How about a glass of champagne, Mr. Brewster?
And it's unheard of to do it with your own money.
Hear this crowd go crazy.
And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business
but at the rate you're going, you'll have spent
and $5,000 on every 50-to-1 long shot for the week.
I guess I didn't do so good. I still got $20,000 left.
And with this inheritance, man,
-Hi. -Hi, Spike.
BREWSTER: Get a cold compress for that thing on your head,
Will you forget about Angela?
He gets a little cranky like this.
everything and everybody in the world,
There was a bar full of people. We're the only ones in jail.
Time.
I'll buy you a cab later, huh?
(CROWD CHEERING)
And that's what all these gentlemen here are today.
You can have a million dollars, right now, forget the whole thing.
But there is no way I can see spending over
now has a par value of over $9.00 a share.
Uh-uh. He did spend that money. I have all the receipts.
You know...
This is Mr. George Granville. Mr. Norris Baxter.
resisting arrest, and destruction of private property.
-You work here? -No. No. They just hired me to follow you.
I think you might be proud of what's happened in this city today.
Monty, the man doesn't want the $100,000.
Thank you.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
-(GASPS) -Hi, Eugene Provost, financial advisor.
VIN: Good afternoon, sports fans.
if you know what I mean.
You know, I think we're gonna be very late.
If you ask me, they oughta lock him up for his own good.
To give Angela the receipt? I know.
You don't do things like that!
(ALL APPLAUDING)
Don't sell it! You buy it when it's like that.
Hey, call me Monty. Warren does.
Oh, yeah. You can't play baseball without a band.
Chicago I know the city, and I know the college.
We can start all over
(DINERS CHEERING)
is electrifying crowds
Oh, you're doing fine, Warren.
Here's the mail.
What kind of business is that, Mr. Brewster?
Well, I'd have to ask her,
It's hard sometimes.
Warren Cox. I believe you're expecting me.
We've investigated your background, Mr. Brewster.
We're going to assign one of our paralegals
Well... To the politician, huh?
-In fact, I may own the team. -What?
-Sign what away? -(SHUSHING)
Vote ‘None of The Above’
Worse than that, he's on network.
I believe everything you're wearing belongs to us, Mr. Brewster.
Let's drink to it.
for the emotional damage it did.
Let's get to the bottom line, right?
They gave the both of you your unconditional releases.
..........
Your Uncle Rupert would've been proud of you.
That's all right. I mean, it happens to everyone sooner or later.
-Yeah, I'd like to make sure it's real. -Step this way, please.
Well, thank you very much. This is generous of you. Very generous.
And so am I. $100,000 okay?
Two Louis XVI chairs with a good tapestry fabric.
There's gotta be a catch.
I knew it! I knew it!
They tried to pick us up.
Jake, I'd like to hire you as my official photographer.
SPIKE: (CHUCKLING) What are you talkin' about?
Now, look. I know that this is none of my business,
Yeah, I see what your decorator was trying to do here.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Nah. This ain't football.
-Yes. -Fine, fine, but you look hurt.
Miss Drake, I'm very sorry. And I appreciate what you're trying to do.
Now go in there and get the $3 million and follow me!
You're gonna love this. We have a big-screen TV. Well, we haven't got it yet.
-You ready for the good news? -Yeah.
I'm gonna take you to court, Brewster.
Okay, here it comes. I took Eugene's advice, all right?
You can't live on that. This is a dangerous job!
Sugar man, just to talk to me
It's only 'cause he's getting psyched up for a big game.
And that includes buying the Hope Diamond