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But I'm not crazy. People gonna think I'm crazy.
Watch the goddamn ball, Johnson!
It means that you and Monty seem to be getting along awfully well.
I bought a commodity thing and I bought an oil well thing.
Right. Right. Okay, just tell me one thing, Mr. Millionaire.
You don't want to sell, Mr. Brewster. You've got a lot of obligations.
I thought None of the above was a pretty good idea.
My ex-wife Marilyn's a decorator, and a lot of it rubbed off on me.
Two outs. Two outs.
What's that got to do with baseball?
Hey, you're a terrible liar, Warren,
and I had to pay 'em $4 million
It's the Committee to Ban Contact Sports.
-Miss Drake? -Uh-huh?
In the view of this station,
It's simple. They don't want you guys.
Oh, Angela. Angela. Please, I need to speak to you. Please.
Jesus!
-Come on, Rudy! -Hit it, Rudy!
Yeah, you saved me
-DIXON: Saw that game? -Yeah, I saw that game.
(LAUGHS)
I've been looking everywhere
(CROWD CHEERING)
-Oh. -Wow. Mister, uh...
I'm gonna recommend your shop to all my friends.
It was a perfectly honest mistake.
I blew it. I'm burned out.
(LIVELY SONG PLAYING)
That's all. I want to know who's got the brains in the family.
Are you all right, Mr. Brewster?
my daddy caught me smokin' a cigar.
What's that pay?
Granville and Baxter would gain power of attorney over the estate.
A catcher's mask! (CHUCKLES)
Here, I'll quote it for you.
WOMAN: Monty who?
About 350 a week before taxes.
-Of course, Marilyn. -Good afternoon, Angela.
We followed his rollercoaster ride of success and failure
In the nick of time
We got one to go!
Wonderful. Fine. Fine.
Maybe he's comin' to his senses, you know?
Tell him the good news, Eugene.
Thanks for your help. (CHUCKLES)
All Drake knows is that you've inherited $30 million
Can you please pay for the drinks and let's get out of here?
Hey, Melvin. How are they hanging, my friend?
Knock it a long distance for me!
Yeah, I'm glad to get rid of it.
He doesn't even understand the rules yet. Let's see him get out of this one.
What are you... Here. Focus on that!
-What the... Are you all right? -I think so.
Remember the Dawson and Clark account?
-I can't. -Take the money.
-Cash! -What a country!
They never heard from him again. They thought he was dead.
Oh, what's this?
try catching it with your ass!
A million dollars. Yes. That would be great, sir.
I guess you'd have to call that his change-up, eh, Biff?
Hey, you had a great season this year, Mr. Dixon.
Well, you'll find out!
Hi.
That's sweet. I'll get this. Is it raining out?
(CLOCK BEGINS STRIKING 12:00)
The parking attendant left my car in first.
You saved me
I'd like to make a small contribution, if I may.
and you eat your mask.
Yes, sir, Mr. Brewster.
I try for the whole thing and I fail?
I thought maybe I could escort you to the party.
Got to you in the nick of time
Mr. Brewster, what are you going to do with all that money?
I ain't in the mood for no jokes!
-Who knew? -Did you know?
$20,000. Hey, don't forget.
Right away, sir.
-Hey. -Watch out!
so that Monty would think he'd already spent it.
None of the above!
Sounds easy, don't it?
Oh, God, you must be so nervous about this game today.
-Angela? -What?
because the two candidates are so repulsive.
It's gonna be great because we're gonna play an exhibition game.
-What's wrong? Are you all right? -Spike! Spike!
-Hi, Spike. -Hi.
(GASPS) Look at all that money!
Like I'm gonna take money from my best friend.
America, I love it!
Get in the car before I twist your head off.
I hate to see what he could do if he was serious.
Use my pen.
. .
Hey, honey!
(CROWD CHEERING)
This is very important, and I need to see you now.
-(CLOCK CHIMING) -Gentlemen, shall we say...
(MIMICKING) Mr. Brewster, I'm a real good manicurist.
Do you remember the $20,000
No, that was his fastball.
Listen, tomorrow things will be different.
Well, did he fall for it?
-Nice, huh? -They're in the bedroom.
But if you don't show your stuff out there today,
He actually wants me to start working for him this morning
I mean, you were telling me how you never get to see your fiance.
its a party
I thought my Uncle Rupert didn't like losers.
I was just hired to find him and bring him here.
-Oh, Monty, I can't thank you enough. -It's, uh...
A train's goin' through the outfield right now.
I mean, these are just things that politicians use
$10 million!
Boy, that girl is ungrateful, considering all the things
Warren cheated him. And these two put him up to it.
All of 'em.