Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because that's what the job pays. $100,000 a week, plus 15%.
Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster?
I did
-(PHONE RINGING) -You're not a farmer!
I got to you in the nick of time
We've got a whole lifetime for our honeymoon.
Monty Brewster knows it all
Ow!
Strike three! You're out!
Think of spending a million dollars a day for 30 days
I didn't mean to do it
-Come on. -What are you talking...
He's made a fool of you and of your ex-wife.
All right. I just want to figure it out!
Thank you very much. You're a real nice man.
I would be ashamed to introduce my family to somebody like you!
Ooh! Go ahead, Monty. Now that's the Monty I know.
Sure. There's no problem there, Monty.
and just how much slush money it will take to buy it.
I really appreciate this, you know,
Not at the moment, but you never know.
Thank you.
They tell me you're my only living relative, Brewster.
Jake here. I'm in Hackensack.
What are you talking about?
and we could have a lot of fun tonight.
(GROANS)
I'll tell you what's goin' on...
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
Hey! Everybody! Anybody want to go to lunch?
Drinks on the house! Courtesy of Mr. Brewster.
I gotta get full value for my money.
-Sell? Oh, no. -Yeah!
It doesn't matter. Champagne, anything, as long as I'm here.
No
(BREWSTER AND SPIKE JABBERING)
-Talk to me? Now? -Mmm-hmm.
And who you're gonna vote for? None of the above!
I'll make an exception in your case, Mr. Brewster.
It is very good, Marilyn. But it's not great.
-It's been a pleasure meeting you. Monty? -Warren.
(HORN BLARING)
Baseball? No, no. Boxing, football, ice hockey...
I don't think so.
(TUNE PLAYING)
The job carries a $60,000 annual salary
Look, look, here's my driver's license.
I know that guy! That's the guy that wanted to date me,
You guys ain't messin' around with baseball, are you?
THIS MAN DOES NOT REPRESENT ME YOUR HONOR
-Shut your eyes, and see Mesopotamia... -Mesopotamia.
Switchboard says it's Brewster.
Warren Cox. He's a junior partner at Granville and Baxter.
Well, you just won yourself a cool million-five, wise guy.
Mr. Rough-and-Ready, Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?
-Have you ever heard the name Rupert Horn? -Rupert Horn.
Thank you. I'm just in time. Do you sell stamps?
And it's going to be a very long month.
The baseball system! You got more heart than any catcher I've ever worked with, man.
If you're in his employ,
I'm not falling for that trick. Uh-uh. No settlements.
(INDISTINCT)
CROWD: (CHANTING) Brewster! Brewster!
turn on a radio or a TV set or pick up a newspaper.
and the Yankees lead it four to one.
I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.
I'm gonna go for the 300 million.
-Hello. Yes. What? -WOMAN: Mr. Brewster, it went up!
just as soon as he signs that paper.
Can I say something to all the people who thought I was a loser, Chuck?
-Uh, Mr. Brewster... -What?
Look, Warren, I'm not very happy with this whole situation.
Ah! One moment.
UMPIRE: Two! That was a foul ball.
Get outta here.
Come on, Spike!
I know. You don't want charity.
I see. Too bad.
Angela wanted me to phone up from the lobby, but, no,
Mr. Brewster, are we to understand
(PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
It's the decorator's left.
Excuse me, sir. There's a Mr. Warren Cox here to see Miss Drake.
-Why don't we start in a bus? -Why don't we try the bus?
Yeah, Donaldo, Put some money in here now.
SPIKE: Monty!
Brewster had it right… Vote ‘None of the above’
NEEDLESS TO SAY WE WILL BE OFFERING YOU OUR 24% INTEREST RATE
Look, I tried to defend myself. The man hit me first.
I don't see what you could possibly be celebrating
-Brewster? -Yes?
It'll take about 20 years to dry off where you're goin'.
And we're in the business of being in business and we're doing business
Hey, Charley, welcome to New York City!
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.
I'm fed up.
I may want to send you to the files.
I'm okay. It's gonna be great.
Uh, to where is our destination?
-Sir, you are down! -He's doin' it!
Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun.
-Do you remember... -No, I'm not in the mood.
Anything you say I guarantee it'll be repeated.
He didn't mean anything by that.
-He rented apartments for these guys? -Apartments?
(CONTINUES YELLING)
Help out! Come on! It's a business!
-Can't you tell me over the phone? -No, because, look.
In fact, I'm asking people
You'll never know, Mr. Brewster.
-Hello, dear. -Hi.
-Have you been drinking? -No, not at all.
and then you get these choppers to fly us back here!
but our records indicate Brewster still has
I want to walk in this room and say to myself,
Spending Last $1500.00
That was Spike Nolan, he's the catcher for the Hackensack Bulls.
He's trying to do the right thing for once in his life.
I gotta check out something, see if it's real first. Are you interested?
(INTERCOM BUZZES)
Warren, what are you doing?
88% of what this guy says makes money!
You should see what he spent on the decorations alone.
That's good.
Hey, come on! Look good out there!
This man does not represent me, Your Honor.
-Well, yeah! -Well, let's go!
That your people called my people.
That is true Yankee baseball there, my friend.
Oh, that's very flattering, but I'm meeting my fiance.
'Cause it makes him feel guilty.
Everybody, follow me!
Yeah, I'm gonna be a little crazy for a while.