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It's American money, you know.
-Who the hell is that? -Monty Brewster, the richest guy in the world.
Nice man.
And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.
(WHISTLES)
Chiefs and 49ers Super Bowl Like Brewsters Millions I Vote None of the Above to Win!!
That's more money than a lot of hardworking people earn in a year.
What's the matter, Monty? I mean...
It went up? Well, sell it.
I'm proud of you and all the guys.
Get back to T-ball, buddy.
Yes, and I'm gonna spare no expense and fix it up
unless you think it's okay to squander $30 million.
Loyola vs. Notre Dame in a field hockey game? This is fabulous.
Yes, that's me. See?
But those of you following the election results know that that's not so.
-Mr. Brewster? -Right.
And who's tryin' to buy your vote?
-He says it's a ledge against inflation. -Stamps.
(SPIKE AND ANGELA WHOOPING)
I mean, they look exhausted.
Because I'm gonna be playing with the big leagues.
No houses, no cars, no jewelry,
Excuse me. Pardon me. Please, sir.
Listen, since Warren's not around,
You are fired, Miss Drake.
What I'm saying is I think only an idiot would vote for me.
I'd pay you, of course. Uh, $250,000?
(WHOOPING)
Look, I've finally figured this whole thing out.
Well, it's better than being a couple of rabbits.
Uh, spend it! No, just kidding.
minor league baseball pitcher who earlier today
Somebody saved me
We got a space for a big-screen TV I think you're gonna like.
(WHOOPING)
Look, just keep your eye out for Rudy, will you?
Isn't that wonderful?
(CLOCK CHIMES)
Does this guy Drake know about the 300 million?
-Ball! -What kind of a crap play is that?
When I was seven years old,
Taught me one hell of a lesson.
And I can get anybody out for three innings, anybody!
I mean, I'm not saying no. Not at all. I'm not saying that.
I don't see that that has anything to do with anything.
That was a great speech you made, Brewster.
That doesn't seem like a smart thing...
I don't think it's racial, you know,
You don't walk around the street with $3 million!
I thought this was a free party.
in New York City for the first time to tune up
(GLASSES CHIME)
You heard what he said about us in a speech yesterday.
by not only paying in cash for the wine,
He's trying to do some good with his money.
Wouldn't let me out until I finished every last one.
to slander each other and squander campaign contributions.
Come on, Monty. Keep it in there. Keep it in there.
how come you know all about it?
You'd be giving up $7.2 million a year just in interest alone!
-What do you think? -I don't benefit either way, Mr. Brewster.
either of the candidates for mayor of New York.
to use a metaphor from your profession.
Mr. Brewster!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.
I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.
Bailiff, will you remove the prisoners? Next case.
but you can't give this money away.
You have the most beautiful eyes.
but please don't try to show these guys up.
100,000! Did you hear? 100,000 a month!
-(PHONE RINGING) -Come on with me.
(LAUGHS)
You throw a party with your last 38,000!
The goddamned train's coming through the outfield!
(PLAYERS CHEERING)
Throw it in to Porky!
I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money
How could I ever have been so blind
Keep this, too.
-I want pictures of this! -Buzz off. I'm his personal photographer.
We're gonna have a lot of fun, men,
Mr. Brewster, you could hire a fleet of limousines for that money!
We got one game left. If we win today, we're in the play-offs!
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for artists and, uh,
I don't. I just think maybe it was a phase I was going through.
Oh, Warren! Oh, are you okay?
(LAUGHS) Hey, tell it to my accountant.
He's callin' me from jail.
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm afraid not, Mr. Brewster. Rupert Horn was your great-uncle.
That's why he gets so upset when he makes a profit.
Monty, listen to me. This is Spike, your old pal.
10 million, 10 million, 10 million dollars!
(PLAYERS CLAMORING)
Hey, you look good. Real big league. (CHUCKLES)
If it's the money you're worried about, don't.
(SCREAMS)
(RINGING CONTINUES)
They're gonna need it after this election.
-(GROANS) -It's all right. It's all right.
-And you want to come up to my room, now? -Mmm-hmm.
Wait for me, pal! Wait for me!
and is still celebrating.
$10 million. $10 million.
Somebody saved me
I'd like to call your attention to this area right here.
Angela, did Warren tell you that I have decided,
for the last 30 days, and now it would seem to be over.
Kill the commercial, fellas. We're gonna stay right here.
-And I rented our home stadium. -What?
-Be careful with your ass, Brewster. -We got two outs.
Oh, yeah, right. The refund.
He sure does.
The big story on Wall Street today is that Icebergs International
Talk all you want, Porky.