Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Studies have shown sanctioned violence has a detrimental effect on our young people,

Oh, yes, Mr. Brewster. It's very nice to meet you.

Look at him. He's a little rag doll!

You lease some great clothes.

He got all bent out of shape

Hey, I lettin' my bat do my talking, lard ass!

You can get a degree with $20,000.

Hey, hold still for the camera, Mr. Brewster.

Uh, well, I think you should ask

There aren't any! There just aren't any!

-What? Who the hell are you? -Who the hell are you?

Why don't you take me home tonight

He's havin' a wonderful day! (LAUGHS)

There's no Mets in here! Wait a minute.

I didn't expect anybody to vote for me.

you don't get diddly.

Twenty-seven players, everybody's got their own place.

that the mere sight of it will make you want to throw up.

anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Hackensack Bulls,

Sign here, please.

I plead innocent.

88.4% to be exact, but who's counting?

and bring the receipts and give 'em to Miss Drake.

Next year, they're going with the college draft choices.

I have depositions here from over a dozen eyewitnesses.

I saw that game in Boston...

I think you're beginning to recognize how simple and pure this idea is.

-SPIKE: No. -Got a bus!

This one's especially cute.

Oh, yes. Right you are, Mr. Brewster.

Come on! Come on! Move it! Move it!

Nobody understands.

Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.

Nighty-night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.

why you have to spend this money.

In the nick of time

Don't quote him on that, please.

It's the Yankees.

I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.

Oh, guilty but with a real good excuse.

Didn't you know your great-grandfather was a honky?

front row, he's got a hat, camera.

Oh, how dare you?

You don't like the postmodern fantasy look?

There's just too much to be done around here.

There you go. Sorry I'm late. Allow me.

Well, here it is. You're not broke after all.

We're doing it for his own good.

I think we should consider the possibility of psychiatric help.

It's all right. It's all right.

I figured, What difference does $38,000 make?

I think they're slime. You can quote me on that.

-I'm glad you like it. -Yes. Oh, look at that.

-Thank you. Yes. I will. -And you drive careful.

BREWSTER: We didn't get off to a very good start.

Let me tell you a little story, Brewster.

Can't understand it, Mr. Brewster?

Wrong! You must not destroy

but I doubt that you could ever buy Warren.

How many people have you hired already, Mr. Brewster?

-And he's a sincere feminist. -I bet.

You're gonna love it, really. I think everyone here will.

Locked me in the closet for three days and three nights

an article by this Oriental doctor on massages.

How would you like to settle out of court

Architectural Digest.

that kind of language on television.

Now cut the speeches, and get us out of here, please.

-Charley. -Hey, Charley.

And the $300 million will go to the firm. Granville, Baxter and Cox.

-(INTERCOM CLICKS) -Send Drake up here immediately.

Vote for none of the above

Gentlemen, do you think I'm a lowlife?

-I'm glad I did. -Warren, me too.

-That's it. -Hi, Monty.

The highest salary you've ever had is $11,000

I'd like to bet on every long shot in every race,

I never said anything about the Mets. Mr. Brewster did.

and dent some cars out in the parkin' lot.

Oh, and don't mention this conversation to Miss Drake or anyone else.

What do you think? I found it all in one shop,

but, no, I was too stupid.

Beautiful, Benny! Tinkers to Evers to shit!

Please, may I call you Monty?

-How do you do? -Hi.

Give him the quitclaim papers.

This man's going to be paralyzed for life.

Me looking out the window ❄️❄️❄️This morning ❄️❄️❄️

and simply dig out a chamber from the rear end of it,

Wait a minute. We might have somethin' goin' on here.

have been pumping scandalous amounts of money

Don't look so surprised.

Fly like a negro

He's a big league money man.

Because I don't want anybody helpin' you out!

You don't even have a job playing baseball anymore,

You'll never guess who I voted for this morning.

Let's go to lunch.

which I regret to say

I think they're kind of cute.

And We're In The Business Of Being In Business, And We're Doin' Business.

I'm here to buy your votes.

Hackensack Bulls. (CHUCKLES)

Because I'm rich doesn't mean I should take advantage of people. Am I right?

Say, a $20,000 mistake in Brewster's favor.

I know you got something to prove,

Miss Drake, your chariot awaits!

who withdrew from the campaign only yesterday,

VIN: There's a long drive to deep centerfield.

Marilyn makes a rather good living at it.