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Somebody saved me
Just the clothes on my back. That's what they said.
Like I always said, Mr. Carter.
A room you want to die in.
Real professionals.
(ALL MURMURING)
Because I'm gonna sue you for so much money
How about that, Biff?
Don't like having that kind of money around here,
Oh, you saved me
-Luther. -Luther, listen.
-Give me five minutes. -Okay.
Yes, sir. I'll break the news to him first thing tomorrow morning.
Boss found a job for you yet, by the way? Like designated eater? (LAUGHS)
Things like this just don't happen every day!
It's a very heated exchange.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
That was my number when I played with the Cubs.
Somebody saved me
Unwind. My doctor told me. He said,
Yeah.
where's he find the time for you?
I'm right back where I started, damn it!
-Really? -That's right.
Well, if it's such a big secret,
and tomorrow morning we go into business.
-Oh, the bat's got the brains! -Play ball.
Now that was a real asshole!
-Yeah. Who is he? -It's the scout.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
that you're gonna be in debt to me for the rest of your life.
Mr. Brewster, you still have two full minutes.
Well, I think that's unfair!
Baseball, basketball, football, the ponies.
(BOTH SHOUTING)
Hey, you heard him. He said he doesn't want it.
with no assets to show for it.
VIN: Swing on, it's a hotshot.
-You shut up! -Get outta here!
but you know me.
You want a month off to be Mr. Brewster's interior decorator?
for a considerable fee, I'm sure.
Oh, is that awful.
Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.
and make it look like a big league stadium!
(TUNELESS WHISTLING)
One-two, one-two, one-two.
You can call it a breath of fresh air.
Spike, You know what I'd like you to do?
What have you made of yourself? A failed baseball player.
My name is J.B. Donaldo,
we feel bad now that you're broke,
If you think the job's too big for you to handle, just say no.
ANGELA: That's really wonderful. I'm very happy for you and Marilyn.
He's a cop. Look at him. Look at those cheap cop shoes,
Maybe you're not as thorough as you think you are.
Yeah, I know. It's a big problem. Nighty-night, sweet prince.
-That's how it's usually done. Yeah. -Oh, is that right?
All right, I got some good news and some bad news for you.
Not every day do I make a YARN meme but a lot
Uh-huh.
You tell Drake the truth, you'll automatically lose the entire inheritance.
Goodbye? Don't you wanna go to the party?
Sounds more like a death knell.
The only thing not silly is the power of the people's vote.
Then you're hired. $100,000 a week plus 15%.
You got a great glove. Perfect swing.
...12:00 midnight exactly?
What do I wanna talk about?
Mr. Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.
Pick it up! The white ball. That's it!
-Yes. It's a knockout. -It's a knockout.
It's after 3:00, Mr. Brewster.
This time we'll just leave him alone.
-He's a very busy man. -I'd pay him for his time.
I imagine you'd like to make sure it's real
Big win! Yeah!
That's comforting.
-Good night. Nice meeting you. -Good night.
And everybody go back to work, because this is a business.
than I am this election, I can tell you that.
-No, no. -I made some investments for you.
I'd like to be alone. By myself.
You mean, he had to spend all that money?
and I'm representing parties who wish to remain anonymous at this time
What's the difference? We both got the same problem.
-Yeah! You kiddin'? -Bring your camera.
(CHATTERING)
You guys like Lafite?
I wanna meet your family.
-You know, you could really help me out. -How's that?
-Well, let me show you, Mr., uh... -Montgomery Brewster.
You put everything into it.
Why don't you get off my back?
FAMU Gregory Gerami
That's very good, Heller. Very good.
Not bad for a guy that didn't finish his first year of college, wouldn't you say?
As the executor of your great-uncle's will, I hereby declare
Whatever you want!
I think it's only fair to tell Mr. Brewster about the conditions of the will.
That's what my grandmother used to say.
we're gonna drive across country,
To add to the confusion of today's events,
Say it again!
A whole lifetime.
Mr. Brewster, I would love to accommodate you and your friends,
He just made you $10 million.
Or you can go for the big one, Brewster.
is stopped by the fabric.
Look, for the past five years, this guy's predicted 88%.
Who the hell am I? I'm Morty King, king of the mimics, that's who!
I'm stuck with you.
Okay, boys.
Absolutely. No problem.