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You see, the parent company, Wometco,
go to say, the Rocky Mountains.
This is something that could do both of us a world of good, if you know what I mean.
Monty Brewster is withdrawing from the election.
We're gonna knock out the walls too.
But I'm just a paralegal. I don't have a degree.
ALL: You are!
All right, but just to eat lunch, and then that's it.
is one of the strongest organizations in the world petroleum market.
I admire your work. You're a great hitter.
You're so rich, why are you calling collect?
And by then, he was one of the richest men in America.
Do you live in a materialistic reality
Create your own meme And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.
I'm sure New York is full of decorators who would die for that kind of opportunity.
(WHISPERING, INDISTINCT)
I'm gonna put you on my Christmas card list.
is just as silly as them running for office.
America, what a country.
$3 million? You know how much money $3 million in cash is?
Why is it when there's trouble, we're the ones that get into it?
I thought would come up here and meet you, mano-a-mano.
as my wedding gift to you two,
So you were making advances to a woman who was clearly involved with another man.
It's all right. All right, all right, come on.
Of the 100 of these stamps originally printed,
Look, I know you think I'm always complaining, but it's not that.
All right! Let's play ball.
-You'd need an army of security guards. -The man's right.
(LAUGHS) Chuck Fleming! Ahhh!
Yes, but I don't understand why when you make money you get so miserable,
Thank you both very much.
-We don't have $3,000. -We don't.
You flew us all the way in from the airport to here
-Mr. Brewster? I'm Ed Roundfield. -Yeah.
Sign right here, son.
(BOTH CHANTING) $10 million, $10 million, $10 million!
-It's field hockey. -(MUTTERING)
but it's an incredible opportunity.
In other news...
unless he planned to steal it back with interest?
What happened, man? What did he say?
We don't have to pay for the drinks. They're on Monty.
This is the million dollars your great-uncle spoke about.
-You look like you've seen a ghost! -I did! But I'm not.
That's real good.
Brewster, do me a favor. Go crazy on your own time and charges.
VIN: It looks like Brewster's gonna address this crowd of folks.
and throughout this region of the North Atlantic are many icebergs, sir.
In my Richard pryor voice!
or pay any fines levied in case they plead guilty,
Congratulations.
and a large bottle of Aspirin!
The eccentric multimillionaire Montgomery Brewster
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
Well, today we get our shot.
Yeah.
Maybe it was that long flight you chartered from Newark.
We're gonna be back on the team.
Miss Drake, I don't know how to explain this to you, but...
Your Honor, wait. Please, before you send us to jail...
Now let's not be rash with our newfound money.
I must admit it took my very best line
Spike, you don't understand.
Mr. Donaldo, we're accepting contributions for Mr. Brewster
Yeah, right now, you're playing for Hackensack.
that is gotta be the most expensive hangover this reporter's ever heard of.
Thank you. I will.
Oh, stop it! Can't you see this man is faking?
and you decide not to vote
Now...
No, sir, I won't lose sight of him.
the only issue being raised by the Heller-Salvino debate
And, uh, see, all the energy coming from my hands
and what do you do?
Let's go, guys.
I'm forming a corporation tonight,
Monty, the Mets don't want you, all right?
Are you certain you want to do this, Mr. Brewster?
I wanna ask the question.
-Get... Get four sets. -Get... Get four sets.
One out to go!
-Come on, asshole! -(GROANING)
I think I just inherited $30 million!
But you don't know. See, tomorrow...
PLAYERS: (SHOUTING) All right!
Ha! We'll push your face!
I like your hotel. My friends like your hotel.
(WHEEZING LAUGH)
Marie Therese chandelier...
Wait for me.
Gotta take you out, kid.
a special three-inning exhibition game
Strike!
As you wish.
It's my left. It's always my left.
Oh, that's excellent advice, Mr. Brewster,
-Well, I'm a millionaire. -(ALL LAUGHING)
this man
Hey! Come on! Jesus, I don't know what's the matter with those guys.
Oh, no, no, no, no. This thing melts, and he knows it!
(CLEARS THROAT) Angela, hello.
Of course there's a catch.
-Here's the money. You think I'm crazy? -Crazy?
Charley, we apologized.