Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, Eugene has helped me out with my investments.

Let's not waste the court's time.

Taxicab, Mr. Brewster?

After all, it's your vault. I should be paying you rent.

But if you fail,

And I thought we'd take a little ride and get to know each other.

-So where shall we go? -You're driving.

With the Yankees, three innings!

A Cubs jersey? What are you talkin' about? Hey, what number is that?

This is not a scout. He's a cop, Monty. That's what he is.

I'm outta money.

but after 30 days, you're not allowed to own any assets.

Again, very imaginative.

Got to you in the nick of time

It is, indeed, Mr. Brewster.

What are you doing here?

(ROMANTIC BALLAD PLAYING)

He's running spots in all 52 states

You're a liar, Warren. You tricked me! Set me up!

CATCHER: Aw, foul ball again!

-What's that? -Choke this guy.

This is a $125,000 car.

Monty! Hey, old Monty, old pal!

when he found out Mr. Brewster didn't like the furniture he got.

This was made for Johnny Bench.

Come on, give me a break.

(ICEBERG TUNE PLAYING)

and we asked her to sit with us to have a drink,

That was so wonderful, what you just did in there.

-BREWSTER: So where to, J.B.? -J.B.: New York.

No food, Brewster. No water, just those goddamned cigars.

I'm about to go into negotiations to buy the team.

Why don't you let me hire someone to do that for you,

I'll pay you $2,000 a week to be the chief of my security.

-Oh, I knew this was a terrible idea. -What are you saying?

Great! Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.

-Yes, sir! -We go to lunch now.

Hey, 9:15. It's way past your bedtime, Miss Drake.

nobody's ever gonna know it, man.

Yeah, I'm glad to get rid of it. Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.

I don't expect to get support.

-You understand? You with me? -No!

Can't we just take a ride without having an argument?

My left leg. See? I planted it down wrong. I was off-balance.

I realize you're not very interested

(ADDING MACHINE WHIRS)

that so far have demonstrated little more than their ability

-What do you think? -Hey, I'm gettin' paid to take pictures.

Apparently we in the West don't know that, and we're massagin' for nothin'.

You're my pal, right?

-Give me that. -Watch it! Watch the lens!

-Sure. -(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Got to you in the nick of time

Fine custom furniture and draperies?

former candidate Montgomery Brewster

-There are so many worthwhile charities. -So many worthwhile charities!

See, the reason that he blew the $30 million

Needless to say, we'll be offering you the special 24% interest rate

-What do you think, huh? -Hey!

-Yes, he fell for it. -What do you look so unhappy for?

I don't want it! I'm gonna give it to charity!

Almost let the cat out of the bag.

Hey, can I help it if a guy can't take a joke?

-Of course. -Of course.

Well, I'm starving. I'm ready to go to lunch now.

He's in a bar celebrating his victory.

You're a real nice man.

Isn't that fortunate?

Squander it? What are you talking about? I'm making millions.

But we're going to have some fun.

-Mr. Cox, you know so much about this stuff. -Well...

Don't vote for any of us. We're assholes.

Friends : Awww, We Miss Angela!!! Wesley: Angela doesn’t exist!!!!!!

I'd pay her $100,000, if that's not an insult.

-Uh, perhaps in the morning. -Oh, no. Monty?

-You don't even know those people! -They're gonna think I'm crazy.

What kind of business? As you know, my business is baseball.

All this reporter can say is

Why you such an ASSHOLE

and we took up a collection for you.

we reserve for major corporations and a few of our Arab friends.

-Oh, he's wasting millions of dollars. -Mmm.

That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute, don't he?

The stock, which was valued at 1.5,

That's good advice. Take the million.

Oh, by the way, how's the big game coming?

Don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of everything.

That was a valiant effort.

Come on. Settle down, will ya? You'll throw your arm out.

(CROWD CHEERING)

CHARLEY: Hiya, fellas.

Best wishes, Monty Brewster.

CHARLEY: The practice field's on Long Island?

Monty looks so tiny out there.

Marilyn, this is the room I could die in.

Till I can start up a neighborhood

You're a lady. I want you to remain a lady.

And the ashtray.

Yeah, got to you in the nick of time

I figure tonight's agenda looks about the same.

We can start all over.

I think you're a hell of a nice man,

-I'm your accountant. I'm not your judge. -What college you go to?

Been expecting you. The door's open.

You don't want to lay anyone off, do ya?

Very nice. (CHUCKLES)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I understand it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.

Would you mind fillin' me in on what the hell is going on?

and an awful decorator.

it could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears.

I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to order a full investigation,

Anybody can inherit millions of dollars

-Melvin, give him $500. -Yes, sir.

Oh, that's the Chateau Lafite 1961. It's $400 a bottle.

Why else would anybody spend $10 million to get a $60,000-a-year job

would be considered an asset by the terms of the will.

(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

Mr. Brewster, I have been hired to keep your accounts

Penthouses with swimming pools.

Let me tell you something about athletes.

Nowt as easy to fix as a 2 horse race! Fuck that stupid game

having nothing but the receipt for your expenses and the clothes on your back.

You don't have to take to these guys, Monty.

-Wow! Now, that's really nice. -Oh, it's beautiful.

Hi, operator? Mr. Brewster's suite, please.

Angela, I'm not going to be able to make dinner, darling.

How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?

Oh, yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.

You know, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.