Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Honestly, I'm fine.

Yeah, got to you

See, I can't tell my closest friend,

I guess I can let you in on it now.

I'm not the person that you think I am now, either.

Better safe than sorry. That's my philosophy too.

In a few seconds I'm gonna be a full partner,

For the Yankees to win it, four runs on four hits...

I'm a completely neutral observer.

About that furniture you wanted Marilyn and me to rent,

without assets of any kind,

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

You know how it is around election time

This is incredible news! $30 million!

Right. Come on. Let's get on the bus.

All right. Big win!

Hey. Think of what that means to all those thirsty Arab farmers! It's great!

Now, up here. This is the North Pole. It's an ice floe,

And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.

No scout comes here, you understand?

-When you do business... -(DOOR CLOSES)

-Hmm. -Hmm. Keep us posted.

then when you lose it, you act so happy.

Hell, the Hackensack Bulls don't even want ya.

No, no, not at all. That was just a coincidence.

Montgomery Brewster! I have been reading about you in the newspaper.

And that's why I'm gonna raise your salary. Because I love your dedication.

that we want you to keep us apprised of.

It's not all downhill. I mean, I still got...

I asked if your feelings had changed.

Me looking out The window this morning

Brewster and Nolan.

What are you? Nuts?

Well, great on you, but great is your accountant.

And I am sick of money.

till 3:30 in a bar last night,

Chuck Fleming, Action News. I'm here at Battery Park

I must say, mailing that stamp was quite ingenious.

that you gave me as a deposit on the furniture?

Don't you dare quote him on that.

Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!

I am sick and tired of acting like a rich asshole for everybody.

You could have fooled me.

Hey, let me get the door.

I only have $38,000 left.

You know, precious metals, rare coins,

checked out of his luxury hotel a few hours ago

Yeah, what the hell is with him?

Got to you in the nick of time

just in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.

None of the above.

Leave or you'll be fired.

But what you can no longer call it is a joke campaign.

was so he could get his real inheritance of $300 million.

Who's the lucky guy?

How do you like the new uniforms?

this station is sorry to report

Well, that newsflash tells it all.

except on you for lunch.

Looked like I was going for good

and I just inherited 30 million bucks.

Nobody helped me out in that closet with those cigars.

But I'm havin' a good time too! I'm his best friend.

You go to the doctor's right away, okay?

Let me hear it one more time!

UMPIRE: Play ball!

You'll buy yourself a dozen Picassos

See, the election was supposed to be a joke.

-Thank you. -Pas de quoi.

Charley, I'm gonna get the team new uniforms,

-I don't know what to say. -Say yes.

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

How do you do? I've heard so much about you.

Whatever you say, Warren.

We play for a local team. You might have seen us. The Hackensack Bulls?

Chump, I'm Spike! We're right behind ya!

this is our ticket to the big leagues!

(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

You went to Loyola, didn't you?

Is he a good pitcher? He's enthusiastic.

how do you expect to find that kind of support for that position?

-Mr. Cox? -Warren! How you doing?

And tonight, I'm here to talk to you about None of the above.

-Salary $10,000 a week. -$10,000 a week? This guy's a jerk!

It's ready, sir. What do you think?

Totally preposterous. We're completely innocent.

I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna get tore up.

Why? What are you saying?

One out to go! I'm yellin'.

How come everybody ain't dancing and having a good time?

-This is the way we're gonna beat the system! -What system?

(SINGING) Hey, baby, I'm sorry I did it

You can donate 5% to charity,

SPIKE: That's just great. Do they know what they're talking about?

Good night, gentlemen.

I didn't bring my wallet, guys.

Surely, no one could blame you for refusing such an eccentric gamble.