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Your side's already picked for you.
No, I won't let you up there! Put that gun away, right now!
Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there were all those child abuse murders lately?
See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel Harry should have put us in.
Has he killed himself yet? No. So he's not fucking suicidal, is he?
Give me me gun back. You're not getting it back.
Well?
Couldn't get enough of it, the medieval part of town.
They can be deadly weapons, too. I mean, what if he knew karate, say?
Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to talk about...
The boy had to be let go.
Keep driving!
Harry Waters got him.
When someone shows up And Texts in the meme chat
"I'm Totally In Your Debt."
Right, you.
I was trying to rob him and he took my gun from me.
The boy had to be given a chance.
I think you need to weigh up all your options and let your conscience decide.
Yeah, yeah, I know I said you couldn't,
I know I’m awake but I feel like I’m in dream
Some people just aren't cut out for it, Ray.
It's a good joke, though.
Because I bet they look even better at night, all lit up.
In here it says, 'The Belgians twice sheltered fugitive English Kings
I knew you'd have never shagged me, normally.
I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth on the fucking spot!
I suppose they must get really sad about, like,
He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt.
Herve Villechaize, I know, did.
Well, that's globalization, isn't it? Is Ray there with you?
And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium
He's a walking dead man.
Seven years is not that long.
Harry.
Not many people. Most of them were not very nice people.
What's Belgium famous for?
I don't like Bruges, it's a shithole.
and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I.
Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.
People go around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf.
Where's my gun?
I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.
Then I do know a Belgian joke.
Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish.
Except...
Nothing, Harry.
Don't say you didn't have it coming.
Eirik, put the gun down!
Just horseshit.
I called it off tonight. I told him not to come tonight.
No!
'it's been very nice, all the old buildings and that,
There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park.
I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
Stop whingeing like a big gay baby.
- Yeah? - Yeah. You coming?
I'm really sorry for karate-chopping you the other night.
Yeah. Canadians.
The bar to the left.
What I think I meant to say was
Was he going on to you about the cannons?
Sorry, Ken.
They're great, aren't they?
Sorry, Ray.
Huh?
Something good and happy. Because he wasn't a bad kid, was he?
Purgatory.
Just tell him I'll have probably killed meself in a fortnight, anyway.
I'm sorry, Chloe.
You've gone off me, now, haven't you? Just because I hit that fucking cow.
And I'm trying to...
which would actually be really good.
I'm not allowed to and you are? How's that fair?
I'm assuming you've got your gun on you.
He came at me with a bottle. What are you gonna do?
Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
You little fucking cunt.
- Where? - To the left when you come out.
Murder, Father.
So, like, I believe in trying to lead a good life.
He's in the toilet.
You're a shoplifter?