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Wrestling's for dirtbags and lily-pickers.
No bugs are gonna feast on your ass!
Are you telling me the King's a queen?
Man, I don't know, baby.
That's gross, Mrs. MacKenzie.
- Know where we can find him? - No.
How's Sal?
Hello, Cheyenne, Wyoming. We're gonna rule some ass tonight!
That's nice, Gabby.
Get out of here!
Give me a sign
You think things happen for a reason?
Bam! Bam! Bam!
OKLAHOMA
See, he's got some fight left in him.
I mean, no, son. How you doing? It's good to see...
I'm not exactly sure.
You can't spit!
Hit him, hit him.
Get me two sixes.
Sorry, man. I'll keep it down.
Yo, snapper-head, up here!
A coach? Really?
Wait, no, no. Sean, we can't.
Now you're gonna get it!
I found a site. "King, Jimmy."
Things happen for a reason, man. We gotta find the King.
The nice boys from the pharmacy.
I know a place we can do that.
That feel fake?
I made two.
Alleluia
...and the millions watching around the world...
...is that you two figured out that I ain't the fella you came to see.
King is king.
To rule my kingdom You must use fire
I mean, he's making me take that cop exam.
Jimmy King's dead, okay?
He's headed up to the second cage.
So you see...
What the hell was that?
And I found his parents. Maybe they can help.
The double diamond cutter!
That's great. See you guys later.
He's the best. There's no better.
The challenger and champion are ready.
Oh, my goodness!
This'll be awesome. It'll be out of control.
Jimmy's in trouble!
Running with the devil
Me neither. Swear to God.
- Thank you. - Can we do anything for you?
Ooow! My cock and balls!
Good luck
I gotta go Christine says laughing at videos is for pussies
What was that?
- Fantastic. - Wait, no.
Apply pressure until you hear cartilage snap...
I guess I deserved that.
Approach the vehicle, son.
- How are we gonna get back to Lusk? - What do you mean?
According to his authorized biography, King worked very hard in high school.
I ain't no king! There never was no king!
Coming to the ring first, from Marietta, Georgia...
...and I'm crapping tapioca.
This must've happened for a reason.
Just get in the car.
He's undefeated, and he holds the record...
Break it down, mama.
- Sorry. - Shut up.
He could have been a doctor.
I'm scared, baby. I'm scared.
I want to start tight on the belt, then reveal us, pulling back.
Out of nowhere, Jimmy King with a foreign object to the head of DDP!
That rocks hard man
We can go on a beer run, right? We can go on a beer run for you.
What was that last thing?
Makes me wanna puke. But my dad says puking's for pussies.
Like it?
- We're fans! - Jimmy King's, asshole!
...ready to rumble!
Can we do something for you?
What are you doing, freak?!
My favorite!
He'll pile-drive you, crown you, and he's gonna get the win.
That's it! That's it!
"I will find you" and...?
Joe Stalin, Michael Bolton... You get my point?
Right, sorry. It's just that he's always on my ass about getting a job.
No. Because you don't have one.
Sorry the radio said they were good seats
Page, what do you really feel about Jimmy King?
Jimmy King!
We're headed to Daytona. Atlanta's on our way.
Give us a "begone."
Here comes Jimmy.
yes we know ya yes georgetye with ya boubg boubg and ya xv van own car “as an excuse”. with ya boing boing and ya fitey.
It wasn't me. Swear to God.
...this one? Or wait.
Tap out.
But he'll have to stay here a while. He's got multiple injuries.
Gentlemen, step into my office.