Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, the age-old question:
Toaster oven
I packed up everything I had gotten from ex-girlfriends.
America!
- What word, "moist"? - No! Seriously, stop!
Can you believe Barney said that about Lily's play?
You two should get married!"
Marshall, it's over.
You were right, Barney.
This is a terrible lie. I'm just going to bail.
Who puts a theater up eight flights of stairs?
you've dated a few people,
You what?
Oh, that's perfect. They love dogs.
yours truly--
and you start to get woozy and lose track of what you're fighting about.
Call a cab, book a room,
Oh, no!