Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know. Is she fat?

And when I see that throw pillow, I don't think of Lauren Stein.

the last time we were there?

Disgusting. You let me put on the same moisturizer as one of your exes?

I think of that weird orange-brown stain and how it got there.

or to crash on your couch or to help you move.

I think it's for the best.

Yes, Ted, the fact that you still have that pillow is creepy and gross.

Come on. Then we stepped outside. It was raining.

- You need to talk. - How about Mimi's?

Well, I imagine it was pretty awful, so let's go.

Uh, no. Uh, let's go to the bar.

How can you not remember this?

but somehow we got to here.

There's Broadway,

I'm gonna have to say no.

Whoa, she wasn't a whore.

It was so romantic?

and I'm gonna say something nice about it afterwards.

New York is famous for its theater,

Oh, it's so romantic.

Well, you know how you said you come over to my apartment,

Well, sit. Sit, yeah.

I didn't know you were getting rid of the dogs!

Papa gets swag.

that you haven't.

- What? You said... - God, that is so insensitive.

but just as it did in the seventh act of Aunt Lily's play,

I love winning!

Oh, Lily, I'd love to, but we're not in college

We sat in the back row.