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You can ask somebody to get rid of their iguana after it poops in your hair,
Moist.
It's like you're living in a Bennigan's.
Pretty awful? Pretty awful?! It was a masterpiece of awful.
He calls you "sweetie pie"?
Okay! Stop!
Creamsicle and turkey gravy,
Um, no.
or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human.
No, I have nothing nice to say about your show.
and-and watch the rest of your show?
From the smell of it, I'm guessing a urine factory.
Just stop, sweetie.
Play's not over.
- I... went... with my sister. - With my sister.
Why do you always say that?
It's got me thinking, maybe I should get rid of my dogs.
And then we endured about 20 minutes of this.
and the only way I can deal with it
Pickles, go get your ball.
- We're moving in together! - We're moving in together!
Where do you guys want to sit?
When were you in Maui?
All that stuff was from old girlfriends?
is by holding onto a three-dollar tube of lotion.
I'm Ted's college girlfriend. He made me 12 mix tapes.