Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you mind coming on an interview? Say, Monday night at 7:30?
However, since at the present time Mr Hillard has no place to live and no employment,
Well, in the words of Porky Pig:
I'll show you to the door.
The Cat in the Hat 2003
Josh & Chance:
Tone, this is Mr Lundy.
OK. Well, let's go, kids. Swim time.
So sad when that happens
- Bridges? - Yes.
That’s the most revolting thing I've ever seen.
Miranda! Whassup?
Mantel clocks.
Oh, that one.
You're going to be all right.
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I don't know. Actually... Mrs Doubtfire!
And the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day...
No kidding? You? The guy who's never having kids?
- A stripper? - Ooh, please!
It's an island, dear. A glorious one.
And I refuse to further subject three innocent children
Come on, Miranda. We've got problems, but who doesn't? We could work 'em out.
Hi.
GOD BLESS YOU
Isn't there enough flesh here for you to feast your eyes on?
Ja, my name is llsa Himmelman. I want to know how many children do you have?
Three terrific kids, and I'm crazy about them. Especially little Natalie. Look at her.
Bring him two doubles so he can catch up.
You're home early, girlfriend.
Yeah.
This is the nearest employment office. I took the liberty of making an appointment for you.
I think we have to go to the next level.
Hello?
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.
Those who do not follow the schedule will be punished.
- Enough already. It's a man. - How would you know?
SMOKING!!!
It’s a pain in the padded ass!
We’re his God damn kids too!
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- That's all right. - Sorry about my spray.
It's the same as always. We just have a really big backyard, OK?
Food is on the way, dearie!!
LAYLA, GIT BACK IN YOUR CELL! DONT MAKE ME GET THE HOSE
Once I held them, I was hooked.
that’s Smythe, not Smith dear
- Tell him to purée the salmon, if you will. - Purée the salmon.
I would love for you to come and work with us.
I'm not a therapist. I just see what I see.
You have all the fun and I get whatever's left over.
Coming right up, dear! Sugar - one lump or two, dear?
- Got your swimsuits? Wanna go for a dip? - That'd be great!
Oh, How Lovely!
- It's lovely to meet you. - Yeah, nice to meet you.
I can only see them now with supervision.
Oh, damn.
We always watch Dick Van Dyke.
How precise.
- What are you saying? - Daniel, the kids need you.
They sure are!
When trying to put on makeup with the babe while hubby is out...
Look at this. Everything has its place and name tag.
She’s a he, she’s a she he
Come on, everybody get their coats.
Never.
Really?
Yeah, everything.
- OK, everybody. Are we ready to order? - Yes, I believe we are. Children, fire away.
- Soccer? - Yes. You play soccer, too?
Bless you.
It's so important to us that you be there. You're part of the family now.
You dog.
Do you ever look back at your day And think, "this is not real life"
Afternoon snacks have few civil liberties.
is compensating for smaller genitals.
Marina! Whassup?
Fleeing-my-homeland kind of thing.
- I wanted to comment on the situation. - What situation?
You?
It's voice-over. An interior monologue. Maybe even the voice of God.
down with the you're not getting the cutters ashley pressure hospital? or worser better yet how about an up and down with the smelly socks pressure hospital? or better yet how about an up and down with the which julie do you want pressure hospital?
You don't have to be a psychic to sense that.
George we'll just chop Marley up and throw her into a jet George we'll just put Marley on a remote and chuck her into an aquarium
- Oh. What a wonderful résumé. - Thank you, dear.
You know, grown-up problems...
It's not working. I need to go older.
BE BACK IN A FLUSH. ALRIGHT? MY TINY BLADDER.
Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy,
you can wear that or feed a small country.
I don't do laundry, I don't do windows, I don't do carpets...
There will be a continuance of these proceedings in 90 days.
It’s like someone saying I can’t have air
Oh,
ABA therapists priming the client before session.
Your Honor, please.
This is how I felt yesterday because of the Humidity! As You can see I can't stay with you dear I'm melting like a snowcone in Phoenix.
- Do you know about England? - It's an island.
you sage! you scallywag
If you like that handsome, rugged type.
Carpe Dentum Seize The Teeth
Come at it from both sides. Together - up.
You dog! You scallywag!
Jesus! God!
That's the most revolting thing
He’s a she she’s a he he he she’s a she he
I do voices.
Thank you, dear.
No. Now.
oh, you wicked, wicked man!
No! (TURN BACK ON THE TV)
Sorry. Oh, forgive me.
Well...
- Big girl! - Your sister is English?
What are you lookin' at? Show's over.
It was an accident waiting to happen, OK?
Take five million. You're dead.
That's funny.
This hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.
Like me, I guess.
Scallywag
Me, too.
I used to be one
How is it? Oh, my God. It's clotted. Oh, God.
It's a work in progress and you're my brother. I will never let you be embarrassed.
Hi, Anthony. Miss Loren wants to know if you wanted to talk about a piece of work.