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you are entitled to make a closing statement at this time.
Coming up toward the very end. There she goes. And she wins that race.
This is a cartoon, not a friggin' Oprah Winfrey Special.
I'm sorry. The position has been filled.
I think you'll be very pleased with me!
- Do you know what that means, poppets? - Did you say "puppet"?
OK.
When you’re just trying to get wine drunk and your Aunt starts asking you when you’re gonna get married
Your tummy looks different from my daddy's.
Oh, my God!
They're doin' it! I'm sittin' on a gold mine!
He is such a studmuffin
I'll be right back.
I'll think about it.
Don't we?
Hey, Dan!
I'm his sister.
- Actors. - What? Let's ask the technicians.
- Would you like to join us? - Oh. I thought I saw Clint Eastwood.
Oh, shit!
Anthony Whitman.
Oh. I'm glad to hear that.
How I feel when someone says they need to improve their health A Better L.IF.E
Fandaniel?
She hasn't been in this good a mood since... I can't even remember.
Please welcome... James Browntosaurus!
Oh, Dad...
He's pissed already
you sage! you scallywag!
I'll be right back. I just have to re-attach them with a little adhesive.
Well, I’ll put on a chicken
Be careful with this one She’s a fragile mug
You sure do
- He's pissed already. - Mrs Doubtfire?
Ooh, my little ankle-biters.
Leyla, get back in your cell! Don't make me get the hose!
This isn't fair, Mom. Why do we need a housekeeper anyway?
Are we close?
OK. Pinch of basil.
- Anything in May? - Not a thing.
Let Your Sheets Cool Down Before You Bring Someone Else Into The Bed. All Right?"
Oh! Wouldn't we all! I'll go get her.
the moment I looked at them, I was crazy about them.
Please. I can't cancel. It's a huge opportunity.
- Could you tell me your name? - My name?
Oh, no. Just go. Leave me here. I'll just sit in the sun and crisp.
Oh, she did, huh?
All right. Listen to me.
Really? Well, so is your tan!
Really?
Hey, just give me some time.
Hot jambalaya!
Ready? OK.
And we can't tell Nattie, cos she'll blow my cover.
Much better mommies and daddies for you.
Not a single body that exists in nature. Look at that.
And I know you're Mr Health. Bless you for putting yourself in harm's way.
They're my Goddamn Memories, too
- And one boy. - Oh, the little prince. How wonderful.
Ryan's on the way!
We sure did.
I bring home a cake and gifts. You bring the goddamn San Diego Zoo!
How long after Mr Doubtfire passed away...
39.
It's over.
- Sorry. - That's quite all right.
It’s over!
Hey, listen, you know you can always stay with us just as long as you want.
When I realize I have been Googling her Instagram every day for almost a month straight
So what do you want me to do?
Yeah Ugh
But I have some plaster.
- He's half man, half woman! - What?!
When I realize I've Googled Her Instagram Every Day for Almost Two Weeks In A Row
Gentleman, start your engines
Look, Daniel. I know it's gonna take a long time to get over all the fights and
A little drafty but... you know. It's nice.
- What if you're married to one? - We're also responding to a noise violation.
Really? Well, not any more.
It's OK.
Mayday!
I'll be right there with your tea!
watch your mouth young man.
I know what you're going for with these murals, but perhaps if they weren't so large.
Smell the coffee
Who could that be? And do we have enough time?
- I'd go with the short, black one. - Yeah. It's the most fun.
- Let's go say hi. - Let's do, please.
Hello Christopher
Yeah It’s most fun
Give me a second chance. OK? Let me take the kids after school.
No.
- Accent's a little kind of... muddled. - Really? So is your tan.
I do a great impression of a hot dog.
I've been through some really interesting changes!
Riley, get back in your silo! Don't make me get the hose!
Get out of my way!
I need someone to be there when the children get home from school, to clean, start dinner...
Excuse me, but isn't it customary for the jailbird to get one telephone call?
Oy, it was such a shandeh.
I don't work with the douches, cuz I used to be one
No, really. I mean, I never held any grudges or anything. I just...
That's the most revolting thing I've ever seen.
Some live in separate homes and neighborhoods
This is beyond obsession.
Miss Hillard? The operator has a Gloria Chaney on hold.
- I have two girls and a boy. - Oh, a boy!
Could you make me a woman?
Look at that face. You remind me of Stuart Little,
I don’t know. I think this would scare the children.
Try it… just try it
do you consider yourself humorous?
Hello!
Cut!
Do you know Stuart little?
Bully!
- Dad? - Daddy!
We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life- Oops! We made a mistake...
I need to be with my children, and I'll do anything to do that.
Hey, it’s the ‘90s.
oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah feel it and just breathe oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah. oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah.
I spend too much time with you, Daniel. It's over!