Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can wear that Or feed a small country

Iris talking to her father

You cooked? Yes. I cook, I bake, I sew...

It just didn't work out.

A fella gives a gift like that, he wants more than a piece of her heart, eh?

That's not enough.

What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see ya.

I think we have to go to the next level.. Latex.

Dinner is served madam

- The restaurant Bridges? - Friday at seven.

I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.

And despite his mountains of faults, dear,

- God bless you. - We'll have to do the entire face.

- Miranda Hillard? - The woman I'm seeing.

Danny boy, where are ya?

- Sometimes I have... - Criticize all you want. Show's terrible.

They may not see each other for days, weeks, months or even years at a time.

- I was angry. - Oh, God.

Rushing? Well, you could have been a little bit faster, dear.

Miranda. What a pleasant surprise to see you home so early, dear.

Oh, but he was a good man, though, really.

Help is on the way!

No meat Big feet

Dear, can you help me with something? I found this outside.

Well, I'll put on a chicken.

- Who needs a husband when I've got you? - Surely you don't mean that, dear?

Some children live with their uncle or aunt.

Watch your mouth, young man!

I'm being blunt as a spoon, aren't I?

it is the court's ruling to award sole custody to Mrs Hillard.

Daniel Hillard, former employee.

wake up and smell the coffee dear

Which one's the dinosaur?

You dog!!! You scallywag!!!

They'll swallow anything. You've got to be ready to pop it out.

Where the hell have you been? I ordered you another Scotch.

Diarrhea forever

We can't. We're a family. You know?

Take my advice: Don't cancel.

"She kissed Stuart and thanked him. "

OK, gimme five.

- Is everything all right, ma'am? - Fan-bloody-tastic.

Jeez, you're big for a lady. You could play for the 49ers.

Doing your homework. How great!

Stew is on the way dear!

Our problems would be waiting for us when we got back.

And you'll have a family in your heart forever.

Police! Civic authorities! ASPCA! ASAP!

Bit of a going-down payment, huh?

But look at you!

- Dad? - Yeah, honey.

It's just... I'm still kind of messed-up. About everything.

I was just worried my coming in here might scare you off the project.

I was thinking a 17th-century grand piano...

- Doubtfire. - I beg your pardon?

As I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.

Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.

I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix

Well, yes. Look. This is the gift that Stu gave me for my birthday.

I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper.

I took the liberty of ordering you another flake shake. Bully!

Three times a day!!! With a bowl of buttered popcorn!!!!

And for them, I did housecleaning, cooking, and took care of their four glorious children.

- I don't know what's happening. - What is it, dear?

This would scare the children?

It'll be OK. How do you like it?

the most revolting thing

But the kids...

- Your mom. - She's fine.

"My brother Andrew says that we aren't a real family any more. Is this true?"

You gotta personalize it. Make it fun. If it's something you'd enjoy, they'd enjoy it.

She's a he, he's a she he...

- Here's my résumé. - Oh. Thank you.

- That's amazing. - Stunning.

You know, some parents get along much better when they don't live together.

Mine, too! Maybe I could read it to you - if I get the position.

He was probably a Casanova compared to poor old Winston.

Dear, I don't think it's appropriate to argue with your mother in front of a stranger.

I just mean I understand the pain you're all going through.

- More pink than red. - Good idea.

You've got to give your divorce time.

As your court liaison, I will be looking at two things.

Let's see. I'll have the poached salmon.

- It's right in here. - What a lovely home you have.

diarrhea loose, watery bowel movements

- That's not true! - It was like Jaws.

- I'm sorry. You're right. - No harm done.

Oh, it reeks of taste... isn't this lovely, dear

Why am I the only one that feels there has to be rules?

- Is your ticker all right? - Topnotch.

You can't get heatstroke twice in the same year.

It was Daniel's spontaneity and energy I fell in love with.

diarehha Forever???

- You came from England? - It's a wonderful country.

She’s a he she!??

- I'll have to get back to you. - Wow!

But not in your case, cos I see that you're a strapping lad, aren't ya?

- A party? - Yes!

- She brought out the best in you. - And you.

and the bird-like

- Come along, Nattie. - Hello, darling!

She's got a power tool in the bedroom dear It's her personal jackhammer

What can I say Jake? The guys a loser

A girl I used to date. She's a waitress.

No, I'm sorry. He hasn't arrived yet.

I grew quite attached to them after 15 years, but they grew up, as children tend to.

- Shall we start? - Yes. Let's start. I don't want it to get cold.

Ahead of schedule.

But after all that Milk I had to piss like a race horse

You ate my begonias!

You do that. Call me back.

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.

Miranda Hillarrrrd? Mmmmmmmhmmmmmm

Dinner is served madam

I hope he had protection, hitting the water at that speed.

Oh, that's mine, dear. I'm a messy house guest.

He was quite fond of the drink.

before you verbally bash their father. Hm?