Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No! My lungs are blackened!

When I hear one of the other techs struggling in the back ...

- Oh, I'd love to, dear. - Wonderful.

I don’t do electricity

Havin’ A Birthday in Da House!

Fine, I’ll just get the frock out of here

Now, we're going to go

- Daniel, hi. - Could you make me a woman?

Hey, boss, give her a chance. She's gonna loosen up any moment.

You don't really like wearin' that stuff, do you?

And your little speech seemed to be very heartfelt and genuine.

- Two, please! - Tea, sugar, hot water.

What can I say? The guy's a loser.

I am not a crook.

That's Smythe, not Smith, dear.

It's A Dinosaurus Line!

- Diarrhoea for ever? - And your body dries up and you die.

- Odd. She's never mentioned you. - No?

Danny boy, where are ya?

I must tell you, a little light cooking is required.

- They'd be entertained and get information. - That's kinda my theory.

Well, let's take a vacation with the kids, as a family. Get you away from work.

FINE. YOU ASK FOR MY OPINION THEN DONT TAKE IT.

- It's a full house. - Some cards don't live at home any more.

After email and mail 'em? You share 'em... Lots of luck smart a**

Purell Wipes are on the Way, Dear!

It doesn't look good.

Gregory, Henderson, and Hillard. Miranda Hillard please.

Brittney! Whassup!!

Fine. You Ask My Opinion, Then Don't Take It

With the court liaison. Mrs Sellner.

- Can't you do something? - He's made his decision.

You got it. Coming right your way, dear!

But this Tyrannosaurus rex

That’s the most revolting Thing I’ve ever seen.

I always say: The key to a solid marriage is laughter.

Fine bloody tastic

Eliminate the Oriental rug. Let's try an Aubusson carpet.

we also realize, perhaps now more than ever, that it is not in a child's best interest

Can't you just tell Mom you're sorry?

- In a band? - I just wanna know one thing.

It's... It's so hard.

No more supervised visits. No more court liaison.

Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?

- Yes. - Oh, that's so sad.

THEY’RE BIASED. THAT’S A MISTRIAL.

I wouldn't miss that for the world! Should be smashing good fun!

- Are you sure? - Just remember, pain is beauty.

Honey, I'm so happy!

- This is all I need. - Why can't Dad do it?

Me at the interview

- What was the matter with Winston? - Oh, dear.

When I’m asked to do Halloween makeup.

Help us! Somebody help! He's choking! Help us!

- I'm giving you three months, Mr Hillard. - Thank you.

If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented all-hands calls, I'll kill him.

- Little Jack Horny? The horizontal mambo? - Mrs Doubtfire...

In regards to my behavior,

That’s the most revolting thing I’ve ever seen

Does she have a lady friend for me?

- Very mad! - Tell people about it.

- Isn't it gorgeous! - Is it real?

Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?

What do you mean, you do choices?

I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them?

Fine bloody tastic

- Make mine not spicy. I'm allergic to pepper. - Certainly, sir.

- Who was your previous employer? - I was in a band. Severe Tyre Damage.

She smells funny, too.

Why don't you guys go on upstairs? I'll be up in a minute.

Fan - bloody - tastic

Red is the traditional color for streetwalkers.

Help is on the way dear! Help is on the way!

- Relax. I'll be out in a minute. - Thank you! Great.

Everyone else I knew was so organized, so scheduled.

I don't think he's in the Navy, the way she's saying she misses him. It's like he's nearby.

- It was lovely to have met you! - Lovely to meet you.

- Good! How about you, Mrs Doubtfire? - Oh, you wicked, wicked man!

Oh, good! Cos I don't want to jump-start ya.

Thanks for the time, Wardlow.

They're My kids too

Oh dear! it was all conceived back in '93! Who done it? Any doubts?

Nothing further, Your Honor.

Did you have fun?

- Bye-bye. - Ta-ta.

I feel like I've known you for years.

- Excuse me. You Tony? - That's me.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

There is something that i wanted to say one thing. What?

Are your Astros well behaved or do they need a couple light slams every now and then?

I like that Mediterranean look in women.

- Miranda. - Stu!

No meat, big feet

Natural. Healthy.

It's OK, Dad. Thanks.

- They're very upset with me right now. - Probably the divorce.

Miss Robeson, do you have any closing remarks?

I don't wanna do any more "who did what to whom".

I know it seems like a lot, but for me it's not enough. Really.

Are your kids well behaved Or do they need like a few light slams every now and then

- Sure. - Good.

Housekeeper? Why do you need a housekeeper?

John Paul, do you consider yourself good at golf video games?

I would say go to the bathroom before we go, but I don't think that's a good idea.

You remind me of someone.

- He wants to make it into a $500-a-night B&B. - Yes, I read about it.

Look, Nattie. That's called liposuction.

You remind me of someone

Hello! What do you have for me today?

Sometimes you got to Shake them off like a dog

Let me show ya where the front is.

Actually Monday

About me getting my new job? - I'll try. I really will.

You don't have to play down to 'em, just play to 'em.

And the only thing I know in my heart is that the children were happier

Kids say the darndest things.

I'm calling in regards to the ad I read in the paper.

WE'RE HIS GOD DAMN KIDS TOO

It was our junior year in college, and your mother got asked to design this big float.

That's disgusting! That's disgusting!

You're the man of the house now.

Help is on the way Esmae

This lovely Dances With Wolves motif. What's your Indian name: Shops With A Fist?

Me: Hello, my name is - Hollywood:

OK, take a deep breath. Instant eye lift.

Look at this place! It looks wonderful! All spick-and-span.

I'm gonna cancel it. It's pullin' down the whole afternoon schedule. It's gone.

I'm going to respond myself. I'm awfully sorry about this.

Ah, this must be the famous Mrs Doubtfire.

We've just had our first home-cooked meal. I'm domestic now, huh?

And old. I wore that to my aunt's funeral in 1976.

Hey it's the 90s!

Go pump some neurons.

Oh, yeah. It's a busy life, Ma. Places to go, faces to paint.

You just tell me what to do.

- Mr Lundy. - Oh, hi.

Well, at first, nothing.

That's my rule. I hope it's not too harsh for you, dear.

- Hi, Evelyn. Thanks for the jam. - She says you're welcome.

- We could cross over to the news. - Would you excuse me for a moment?

Once the father of your children is out of the picture,

- What's France like? - Very beautiful.