Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?
Nonsmoking, please.
Don't make me smack you, sweetheart.
We have a wonderful show today.
- Mrs Doubtfire, you look wonderful. - Thank you.
I like 'em light and woody.
The whole time?!
Oh, honey, I don't want Mommy to die.
"Dear Mrs Doubtfire - Two months ago my mom and dad decided to separate. "
Oh, he's choking. He's choking!
Yes. Won't you please come in?
- Yes. Excuse me. - Certainly.
- Are my children ready yet? - No, our children are not ready yet...
Can we talk? Over dinner, maybe?
When did he... pass on?
Elastic bands were flying out everywhere. Hit you in the face.
- So what about that history test? - Don't ask.
Oh, films! Will I be introducing these movies on air?
Help is on the way!
- About Mommy? - I'll try. I really will.
Let's see.
I'm also holding down a job as a shipping clerk. So I believe I met your requirements.
Thanks to this new Amish home study course, I’m doing quite well
Lets go in for the kill
Mrs Doubtflier, I've got a letter from Katie...
I need a face!
be proactive like Mrs. Doubtfire and do your #8pmroutine!
- How about a drink? - Sure. I'll have what he's having.
Shouldn't we wait for Mrs Doubtfire?
Venmo is on the way dear!
So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.
GOD MADE ME ONE OF A KIND.
I mean... Did you ever say anything to him, dear?
- I feel like Gloria Swanson. - You look like her mother.
And if they don't,
"DWF seeks WWM with BMW, into light B&D"?
Fan bloody Tastic
It's a name. It's short for Stuart.
We have a history.
I need a face
Pete Davidson gets ready to move in for the kill…
And besides, how could he replace you?
- Shall we tell them where we'll be tomorrow? - Yeah. They wanna know.
I'll be right there, Mrs Sellner!
THAT RYAN REYNOLDS HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN
Do you have change?
Fan-bloody-tastic
- I miss her spaghetti. - I miss her jokes.
- For what? - For making my mom so happy.
Yeah Shut Up Joel You know the rules
Me most.
Sick. Mom!
But look at this nice thing we have here.
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What do you mean “you do voices”?
I can't take it orally, dear. I'll be right back.
He’s a she, he’s a he she
Stuart Dunmeyer?
it wasen't lovely to meet you grandma mrs sellner you old retired slappy granny! (slaps face) ow! and it wasen't nice to meet you with an odd ruoiyk face onk mask on dear! with cake cream!
- I told her he doesn't even have a sister. - Mrs Sellner's probably mistaken.
Cancel it.
The piss part is true? The piss part is true??
Oh, no.
I need them.
There. You see? I agree.
- Are you sure? - Oh, definitely!
- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - Good evening.
When my kid cries, “I can’t read!”
You just sat there in that courtroom and let that judge pass that despicable sentence.
- Put them on and let's get out of here. - OK, Mom.
As you can see, I can't stay with you, dear. I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.
Older Miley older
Christmas Cookies
- No shit! - Watch your mouth, young man!
Work with me!
Well, that's all for today. Bye-bye.
Did you ever wish that you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day,
I like that Mediterranean look in women.
Scare the children?
When you are at your wits end with planning your vacation
Fanbloodytastic
But I was more disciplined then. I always put my studies ahead of my athletics.
I don't do Apples I don't do Windows
- I think that's pretty harmless. Don't you? - Absolutely not, dear.
But today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.
And I just... They mean everything to me. And they need me as much as I need them.
I’ll think about it
I'm here, guys.
- He just wanted to come and meet the kids. - Oh, did he?
Good morning!
Let me show you to the conference room.
?? ...
and made it "an environment fit for children". Those are your words.
- What did you do? - I painted a picture of a bunny.
Cos if she finds out, I'll only be able to see you through plate glass. OK?
We only get to come here once a week. That's not very much.
Yes.
Do you know what language they speak in England?
What can I say, John? The guy’s a loser.
. .
I thought I saw Clint Eastwood
If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented publicly traded partnerships, I'll kill him.
I don't think I have the strength
- All right, dear. - Here's one on the cheek.
Come on.
Well, I didn't make it myself. I cooked it. I sliced it.
Good waste of juice.
- Shouldn't you cover your shoulders? - No! I'm fine.
More like a habitat
Never again.
- Stu has invited you and the kids to join us. - Oh, how lovely! One big, happy family.
He did?
This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. It's amazing.
What can I do for you?
- Are you offering? - Not any more.
You're home a little early. I was gonna clean it all up before you got home.
- It was lovely to meet you. - You too, dear.
You remind me of someone
HOO-HAH, BOY!
Oh, no.
Go bless you
Just shake them off, like a dog.
Me being interviewed for the job
When training class be like...
Well, I do voices.
Supervised, sir?
Ornithischia.
Oh, I got to help myself! Can't go on! I'm goin' extinct!
I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.
Laila, get back in your cell don't make me get the hose!
Well, tomorrow we'll have Frank, who is a make-up artist.
This is certainly a rough meeting. It's not going very well for me.
- And I have to clean up! - It's not toxic waste, just a few party plates!
OK, everyone. Let's pray.
Kids say the darndest things
Hello!
* ME*
Today we'll be talking about dinosaurs.
Listen, I would do anything. I just want to be with them. I know I need that, sir.
- Bridges? - Yes! Bridges.
And I'm becoming a new man and a model father!
help is on the way!
What can I say? The guy’s a loser.
- Are you wearing bug spray? - Nattie!
...because you are an hour early and you were late dropping them off.
Help is on the way!
But god broke the mold when he made you !
- You chose the career. - I have no choices here. I have no choices!
I don't mean to criticize. I just...
Don't be afraid. I'll be right there. Danny!
- Go ahead. Ask her. - I'll go ask her.