Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No doubt the jewel of your eye.

Work with me People

She's a he! He's a she!

- Where were you guys? - Upstairs, doing our homework.

- Oh, is she here? - Yes, she is.

Come on, let's go.

- 135.27. - 135 dollars?! That's certainly...

BACK OFF, ASSHOLE!

- How tragic! - Yes.

I think this would scare the children.

39?! My age! You're a saint...

Oooh, lover boy’s here

Thanks to mobile phones.

- That would be wonderful. - And who is this strapping young lad?

Trying to keep up with training like...

If I find the bastard that invented PTP, I'll kill him.

She isn't real! We have to stop referring to her as if she were a real person.

- Can I have another? - Sure.

Listen, bottom line...

- Hey, here's your food. - How much is it?

Look Tyler That’s Called Liposuction! Lol

After all those scotches I had to piss like a racehorse

Miss Hillard? The water's boiling.

Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head.

the remote is back! yay! now we can watch ATV.

take that fake mask off your face mrs.sellner you old granny! yuck you poo face geez you smell like you had dog poo for breakfast now get out! oh ok i know when i'm not wanted. (crying) i deserved that.

- And who is this young lady? - This is Lydia.

I don't. You do it yourself quite naturally.

And he was always between jobs. I hardly ever got to see the kids.

Most of the dinosaurs were herbivorous.

Thanks. You got to see the dress rehearsal.

I took the liberty of making you another old fashioned

So you have to promise me, it's just us. All right?

- A little Tyrannosaurus rex comes out... - Hillard, get your ass to the truck.

No. But Danny's told me all about you.

You could fly to Persia on that rug.

- You owe me a kiss, Kovacs. - I'm gonna give you two.

Australians are on the way dear

Help is on the way dear…..

That beige concealer. When are we gettin' more of it?

The only thing you'll be watching is Deep Sea-N-N.

For the past 15 years I've worked for the Smythe family of Elbourne, England.

The only solution Total and life long celibacy

When my three year old cries, “But I can’t read!”

Daddy's a toad.

She's half-English, half-American.

APG and it's finest APG and it's finest

Yeah, Ma, he told me all about it.

DWF seeks WWM with BMW, into light B&D

Took my belt, the bastard

Demorats when States want ballot audits

You're welcome.

It's just a mask. And this is a body suit. I didn't have any operations or anything.

- I kinda like the black one. - Me, too.

"'How was it down there? ' asked Mr Little,

Nope. That one.

Well, milady! It's a pleasure to see you again!

The Lion King 1994

Gentlemen, start your engines

when Mrs Doubtfire was a part of their lives.

- This is great! - Isn't this posh!

- And you, sir? - I'll have the jambalaya.

What the hell is going on around here?

You don't have to run off when she honks the horn.

- We gotta dial 911 now! - Why?

I think I made a friend.

But I run a much tighter ship.

Touch me again and I'll drown you, you bastard.

If this proves to be a possibility for you,

Hello Christopher

I just don't see why we can't spend the extra time with Dad.

I was flattered that you thought of me after all these years and everything.

- Are you all right? - Fine.

- I can't believe it. - What, dear?

Jesus, Miranda. You took my children away from me.

- Is it? - Yes. He's a client. And a friend.

How is the old battle-axe?

I'll pick 'em up after school, they can be with me for a couple of hours, and then I drop them off at your house after work

Good morning husband

It would be an honor.

When you’re just trying to enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner and your Aunt starts asking you if you’re seeing anyone special

- I'm not gonna wax. - Don't worry. We'll just lightly spackle.

- Go get your stuff. Hurry up. - All right.

We're going across the Atlantic Ocean to England, where I came from.

Young men who don't do their studies often miss out on more amusing activities.

He’s a she, he’s a she she, he’s a she

Thank you. Cheers. Your health.

I'll be right there with your tea!

I've gotta go down and get it.

It's gorgeous! Thank you!

I do need new glasses, dear. Sorry!

- May I take your order, ma'am? - Oh, yes.

Come on, guys! Get up! Let's go!

Yeah, it's the most fun

So nice I don't have to save face any more, Mrs Sellner!

Hey, it’s the 90s.

Winston's idea of foreplay was "Effie, brace yourself. "

Look at this! My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

It's the wine. Oh, gosh!

I'm not too comfortable with this new lifestyle.

- Miranda. - Could I talk to you?

Who could resist that little face?

- Not exactly. - What do I do?

Then I've got to do what I've got to do.

We're a smash! Number one in our time slot!

Come to the STC Break room

when you show up at work on your 1st day but never got offered a job

- You dog! - You scallywag!

- I'd be better than Charlton Heston! - And your rug is better, too.

One lump or two

- Tanya will seat you. Table 15. - This way, please.

What is this? Turn it off, will you?

Stew is on the way dear!

I'm not a Muslim. I need a face! Oh, God.

- They're biased. That's a mistrial. - This session costs the studio thousands.

The whole time My bag has been at the port.

- They have a queen and a royal family. - Oh! Just like a poker game!

Yo-yo.. feeling like some hot cocoa

It's my birthday.

Mommy, I need to go.

You ate my begonias! God!

God, no. Why would you think that?

- And here's a monkey bite! - Oh, you wicked, wicked monkey!

Oooooh the little prince!

Hey, Can you do me a favor more often?

You're my goddamn kids, too!

Could you make me a woman?

Every Saturday? That's one day a week.

I don’t think I have the strength