Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a pleasure to meet you.

It's homework time, OK? Yeah, but... (TURN BACK ON THE TV) after Julie Andrews!

Oh, Daniel... Charming.

Ever since this happened, I've been trying to make sense out of it.

Prof Pam Karlan "I don't work well with the males cause I used to be one"

Lots of luck, smartass.

Is Rolo well-behaved or does he need a few light slams every now and then?

I think we should ask the kids. What do you think?

- I'll come with you. - No.

Broke my lawnmower bag

What a beautiful little car for Don Juan.

Oh. I didn't know there was someone else in here. Sorry.

Diarrhea Forever

- So would I. - Great!

Thank you. Oh, let's see here!

Well, my sister was the fruit of their passions.

Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by egging.

"Preponderance. "

Honey I’m so happy!!!

YOU BOX THOSE, YOU SHIP THOSE.

After email and mail 'em? You share 'em... Lots of luck smart ass

He was in London and... he met this lovely Englishwoman.

It often disappears with age or entering politics.

Danny boy, where are you? Oh, here he is, dear. I found him.

I'm not a therapist. I just see what I see.

Jesus! If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented heels, I'll kill him.

She’s a he, he’s a she he...

- I will not be held responsible for your virtue. - You'll be there to protect me.

Thank you. Sorry about that.

I can't have a birthday without you. It would mean so much to me and the children.

I made a friend.

Do you have change?

If I did that, I might never see them again.

Well, just make yourself at home. I'll be right back.

If I try to hug 'em, she wonders why. You know what that's like?

Oh, God! Oh, God!

It's just because everything is so accessible. You designed it.

I don’t think I have the strength

- Anything you need, put it on my tab. - Thank you, dear.

Please promise you'll come with us, Mrs Doubtfire. You just have to.

I MISS YOUR STORIES!

is a carnivore.

Oh, I'm sorry to frighten you, dear. I must look like a yeti in this get-up.

The Fox and the Hound 1981

He just wants to go out and have a drink.

The whole time...

Trump is the real crook Don’t look at me

- All with offers to syndicate. - Hollywood!

Fine. I’ll get the frock out of here...

Tell them to Purée The labia.

Just the way God made ya.

I'm sooo happpyyyy

She was quite fond of the drin.

Help is on the way!!

Do I sense dissension in the ranks?

What can i say? The guy's a loser.

- You're absolutely right. - I'm not a therapist. I just see what I see.

We have Mr Van Zandt from the Sierra Club,

I'm not... who you think I am.

- Especially Lydie. She's got daggers for you. - I know.

I know you're used to loosey-goosey.

Mr and Mrs Hillard, although these custody proceedings tend to favor the mother,

Oh, my dear Katie.

where no human being has ever been.

- A Scotch drinker, huh? That's my kinda guy! - Gentlemen, start your engines.

- Thank you. - By the way, do you have any special skills?

You remind me of someone

Oh, I don’t think I have the strength.

Then why did you say that?

Good evening, dear.

Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.

Hey, it’s the 90s

Look, Dad, you're not trying very hard.

I think I made a friend.

Yes, well... Miranda's been raving about you.

A big knock at the door.

Oh, that's very good. Will you excuse me, dear? Call of nature.

Then you box those cans over there. Ship them. Then more will come in.

Here it is, Mel. $1,000 worth of hair. What am I supposed to do with it?

And let's do steel windows, not wood.

and he's going to bring some animals that are endangered species.

- Daniel? - Yeah.

And at my age, it's like a good Stilton. Everything has its own aroma.

Oh no, it’s the Big Dumper! How do you keep on dumping, Dumper?

Oh, what a foul way for a bird to die! I don't want to get beak cancer.

No, no! Come on, sit down.

And I will be coming by on Monday and Friday evenings to inspect it.

And when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule.

Doctor doctor I do smoke the cigarette butts make me smoke out rehab parolees in the morning Yes I smoke as well gotta get those Malboro's in .

I’m sure you did

I'm mad! You know why? Because next, it's the chimps! There are fewer chimps...

- He was a friend. He is a friend. - What is he?

At my age, it's like a good Stilton. Everything has its own aroma.

- Hey, it's the '90s. - No, no! I mean...

- I didn't know anybody was watching. - I was watching. That's funny stuff.

Ohhh Hollywoooood!

Union Square Inn. This is better.

I haven't been away from 'em for more than one day since the day they were born.

Ma, I think he's in a little bit of denial.

Welcome to Euphegenia's house.

- Hi, guys. - Hi, Mom.

Evening, ma'am.

Are you aware it's illegal to possess barnyard animals in a residential area?

You lied... You know what? I don't wanna do this any more.

and the good ones adhere themselves to your memory.

Judge Judy has more groin balls that the population of Ao Nang... Yes and she gives herself a pie in the face 24/7.

I'm amazed there isn't a little label there that says "spoons".

Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day,

- I'll miss you. - Ditto.

Mrs Sellner, I just got out of the shower!