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Your Honor, in the past two months, I've secured a residence, refurbished it
Oh, God. What am I doing here? This is beyond obsession.
It is very real, Mrs Doubtfire.
When I realize I have been Googling her Instagram every day for almost a month straight
Oh wouldn’t we all!
Well, I wonder what's happened to Mrs Doubtfire.
Tomorrow, poppets, we're taking a wonderful trip.
- There's 140. Do you have change? - No.
- Stuart Dunmeyer? - He said you were acquaintances.
- No. Anything but this. - Then upstairs, my little nose-miners.
- You die? - You don't have to be so graphic with her.
- Shut up, Lydie. - Yeah. You got us into this.
Happy to be in America. Don't ask for a green card.
Maybe a family therapist will help us do this together.
His... much older sister.
I need a face.
Stew is on the way dear
I’m sorry the position has been filled
Oh, God, no.
- You guys go. - I'm sorry, Dad.
Let’s go kids Swimtime
I'm all right.
There we go again! I'll go get Danny. He'll be right with you. Hold on.
- I'll meet him any time, anywhere. - Sorry. There's nothing I can do.
How did you know?
Sit down!
Four iced teas, Todd.
- Oh, God. - Oh, God!
It's too late for that.
George we'll just electrouctufj Marley and cho pdhdj up George we'll i quit kdkc chop dead
Very impressive, Mr Hillard!
- You hurt me, too! - You ripped my heart out!
- Sorry I'm late. Did you get my message? - Yes. Sit down.
- We have nothing in common. - Oh, sure we do. We love each other.
OH, YOUR TEA!
I've got to do what I've got to do.
- Yes, dear? - I take sugar in my tea.
Mrs Sellner!
Oh, 39? YOUR AGE
- Oh, and your bag too, ma'am. - Drop it!
Good luck.
Help is on the way dear!
39?! My age! You’re a saint
- Two strippers? - Hoo-hah, boy!
I DON’T WORK WITH THE MALES
She's supposed to be older and very unattractive.
It's gonna be all right.
What can I say, Ron? The guy’s a loser
Does she have a lady friend for me?
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I’m not a therapist. I just see what I see.
All my love to you, poppet.
I can't have my birthday without you.
Back off, asshole
You know what you gotta do?
You've had a hard day. You just sit yourself down on that stool and leave the tea to me.
- It rubbed off. - From whom?
It’s my turn to pull the balls at the rectory
Loser? Oh, yeah?
Did you not tip them?
But Daniel was so wonderfully different. And funny. He could always make me laugh.
Shoving a cigarette into Pudgie's mouth is morally irresponsible.
Double Chivas on the rocks.
Oh, a boouuyyy
Soda with a lime, please.
Oh, let's see.
- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - I'm meeting someone. Is he here?
I know you're used to loosey goosey
You're a different person. You really are. You're great.
- Yes? - Did you and Mr Doubtfire ever...
She's a sweetie pie.
On second thought...
Dilllldddooooo
Next Friday. Bridges Restaurant. Seven o'clock sharp.
Lydia! We gotta call the cops!
I think I made a friend!! Lol
I'll just sip club soda and we'll go over wallpaper samples.
I don’t do posing
- No, I'm stuffed. - Garlic bread? I made it myself.
Thank you very much. Thank you! All right!
Start from scratch. Give it... maybe a musical number.
I can only plead insanity.
- Isn't that the pretty picture! - Oh. Mrs Doubtfire.
I'm addicted to my children, sir.
Effie, brace yourself
So, please.
- He was quite fond of the drink. - Ah.
I regret it terribly
Be back in a flash. All right? My tiny bladder.
- Would you like something to drink? - Oh, yes. A good stiff Chardonnay.
I love them with all my heart.
No! Now!
Really?
When you need help planning your vacation
You can't imagine what it was like being married to Daniel.
A sainted man.
In some form.
Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.
He’s a she she she’s a he he.
You can either wear that or feed a small country.
Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run by shitposting
He's a she he he he's a she she's a she she
Oh, it reeks of taste! Isn’t this lovely, dear!
The lobby will resemble a music salon with inspiration from the French Second Empire.
Oh I don't think I have the strength.
But after a few years, everything just stopped being funny.
Excuse me.
So can divorce.
You want me to pretend everything's all right? Put on a happy face? Smile?
Ma, he's not really in the mood to talk.
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Yeah. Hold on, Ma.
- May I help you, ma'am? - Yes, dear. Thank you very much.
- Well, I have two girls... - Oh, two precious gems.
OK.
Scallywag!
Aang come on the ship is on fire! On my way!
- Excuse me? - You know, dear. Sink the sub.
look at it and say "This is not my life"?
Fine bloody tastic
- Can I give you a hand? - Oh, no, dear! I don't need a hand.