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Thank you very much. Thank you! All right!
Really?
- Yes? - Did you and Mr Doubtfire ever...
- Well, I have two girls... - Oh, two precious gems.
So can divorce.
I can only plead insanity.
I think I made a friend!! Lol
All my love to you, poppet.
Stew is on the way dear
You've had a hard day. You just sit yourself down on that stool and leave the tea to me.
His... much older sister.
- You die? - You don't have to be so graphic with her.
I'll just sip club soda and we'll go over wallpaper samples.
There we go again! I'll go get Danny. He'll be right with you. Hold on.
Your Honor, in the past two months, I've secured a residence, refurbished it
- Two strippers? - Hoo-hah, boy!
I regret it terribly
Tomorrow, poppets, we're taking a wonderful trip.
Did you not tip them?
I'm addicted to my children, sir.
It's too late for that.
Oh, it reeks of taste! Isn’t this lovely, dear!
Help is on the way dear!
OK.
- Would you like something to drink? - Oh, yes. A good stiff Chardonnay.
Start from scratch. Give it... maybe a musical number.
Yeah. Hold on, Ma.
Next Friday. Bridges Restaurant. Seven o'clock sharp.
But Daniel was so wonderfully different. And funny. He could always make me laugh.
- Sorry I'm late. Did you get my message? - Yes. Sit down.
A sainted man.
I’m sorry the position has been filled
39?! My age! You’re a saint
- No, I'm stuffed. - Garlic bread? I made it myself.
I’m not a therapist. I just see what I see.
OH, YOUR TEA!
- You guys go. - I'm sorry, Dad.
Loser? Oh, yeah?
- You hurt me, too! - You ripped my heart out!
I DO VOICES
Back off, asshole
It is very real, Mrs Doubtfire.
I know you're used to loosey goosey
look at it and say "This is not my life"?
- Oh, and your bag too, ma'am. - Drop it!
Oh I don't think I have the strength.
Scallywag!
Soda with a lime, please.
How did you know?
You know what you gotta do?
- I'll meet him any time, anywhere. - Sorry. There's nothing I can do.
- Can I give you a hand? - Oh, no, dear! I don't need a hand.
- Isn't that the pretty picture! - Oh. Mrs Doubtfire.
Good luck.
- No. Anything but this. - Then upstairs, my little nose-miners.
I'm a raptor doin what I can gonna eat everything until the appearance of man!
I've got to do what I've got to do.
Oh, 39? YOUR AGE
- Yes, dear? - I take sugar in my tea.
Oh wouldn’t we all!
Be back in a flash. All right? My tiny bladder.
He’s a she she she’s a he he.
- It rubbed off. - From whom?
Oh, let's see.
George we'll just electrouctufj Marley and cho pdhdj up George we'll i quit kdkc chop dead
She's supposed to be older and very unattractive.
Dilllldddooooo
Happy to be in America. Don't ask for a green card.
- Shut up, Lydie. - Yeah. You got us into this.
You're a different person. You really are. You're great.
You want me to pretend everything's all right? Put on a happy face? Smile?
It’s my turn to pull the balls at the rectory
You can't imagine what it was like being married to Daniel.
I don’t do posing
Four iced teas, Todd.
Maybe a family therapist will help us do this together.
I DON’T WORK WITH THE MALES
Mrs Sellner!
Ma, he's not really in the mood to talk.
Lydia! We gotta call the cops!
Very impressive, Mr Hillard!
Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.
Well, I wonder what's happened to Mrs Doubtfire.
I'm all right.
I need a face.
- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - I'm meeting someone. Is he here?
- He was quite fond of the drink. - Ah.
- There's 140. Do you have change? - No.
On second thought...
It's gonna be all right.
Oh, God, no.
So, please.
Excuse me.
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Fine bloody tastic
He's a she he he he's a she she's a she she
What can I say, Ron? The guy’s a loser
But after a few years, everything just stopped being funny.
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In some form.
I love them with all my heart.
She's a sweetie pie.
- Excuse me? - You know, dear. Sink the sub.
You can either wear that or feed a small country.
Oh, God. What am I doing here? This is beyond obsession.
Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run by shitposting
Sit down!
Aang come on the ship is on fire! On my way!
- May I help you, ma'am? - Yes, dear. Thank you very much.
No! Now!
Effie, brace yourself
The lobby will resemble a music salon with inspiration from the French Second Empire.
- We have nothing in common. - Oh, sure we do. We love each other.
Let’s go kids Swimtime
- Stuart Dunmeyer? - He said you were acquaintances.
- Oh, God. - Oh, God!
Double Chivas on the rocks.
When you need help planning your vacation
Shoving a cigarette into Pudgie's mouth is morally irresponsible.
Does she have a lady friend for me?
When I realize I have been Googling her Instagram every day for almost a month straight
Oh, a boouuyyy
I can't have my birthday without you.