Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Check those. I'll be right back.
Off your Mercedes, dear? You own that big, expensive car out there?
She's a social worker, dear. Really!
I thought you wouldn't. Thank you very much.
Yeah, I'll tell him, Ma.
Daniel, please don't joke.
Amacrack, dear. Mahpoosi Amacrack.
- Next week. - You hear that, Ma? Next week.
Ooh, my wee ankle biters
Now,
9-1-1!
After I watch it? You keep it! Lots of luck smart ass
Oh, guys, please don't be so depressed.
- Amazing! - Oh, Nattie.
Well, I was a fullback. But that's European football, dear.
Maybe we knew each other in another life.
- I can do it for you. - Oh, no, please. I'm quite capable of...
Well, I'll put on a chicken.
That's very funny. Where the hell are you goin'?
Where? Oh. On the board.
I find myself getting home early just to be with them. We're all doing so great.
My age! You’re a saint
- Friday at seven. - Bridges.
- I miss Dad. - Me, too.
or two families.
Nobody like her.
That's disgusting!
I'd rather make a coat for my wife.
Oh dear name was conceived back in '93 Who done it?
Oh, certainly, dear.
Oh, I don't mind that, dear. I'd love some heavy cooking.
I think this would frighten the children
BULLOCK
Things were hairy for a while, but I'm in great shape now!
Mrs Sellner! How are you? Always a joy!
Don't make me get the hose!
I had an appointment. Oh, thank you!
Don't take my kids away from me.
This lovely dances with wolves motif
If you leave, you're not comin' back in.
Mega Millions in 30 minutes!
Don't you dare make me out to be the monster here, Daniel!
He'll be back. I'll go get him.
Some woman watches me with the kids like I'm some sort of deviant.
Hi
I'd hate to think that she came down with amoebic dysentery or piles.
Yes, here we are. Please...
We're his goddamn kids, too.
- Here's your ad. - I'll get my purse.
They sure are!
Oh shit!
I can’t take it orally, dear I’ll be right back
I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil
You can't put words in Pudgie's mouth if his mouth isn't moving.
Goodbye, Daddy.
Chefs in the hot kitchen be like:
I'm a hip old granny who could hip-hop, bebop, dance till ya drop,
And there's always the job issue.
- What about their real father? - What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see ya.
Dear Miranda. Wake up and smell the coffee, dear.
It was a run-by pooping!
See ya.
Fine bloody tastic
Oh, God, that's so nice.
It's just.... I'm still kind of messed up. About everything.
I can't, dear. It's my turn to pull the balls at the rectory.
Great.
Why would you want Mommy to die?
How about this lovely frock? Tasteful, elegant...
I'm at the beginning of a divorce.
I am suggesting a period of psychological testing and perhaps treatment for you.
Oh, I will not do this. I cannot!
It's quite all right, dear. No offense taken. I was a little liberal with the atomizer.
Make mine not spicy. I'm allergic to pepper.
plop
She uses it and the lights dim. It's like a prison movie.
Oh lighten up, will ya?
- Is Mr Hillard in? I have an appointment. - Do you? Oh, that's wonderful.
- Celibacy? - Yes.
I have to randomly ingest just a little bit of nicotine and it steels my wool.
I'll just sit here and watch you move in on my family.
It rubbed off....
- You mean you got fired? - No, I quit. For reasons of conscience.
So sad when that happens!
- I can't. Please, don't. It's bingo night, dear. - Cancel it.
What can I say? The guy's a loser.
Shove…up…ass
Sounds like an amazing woman. Too good to be true.
That's a pretty impressive bauble you got her.
Losers.
I'm sure you're the same and you've done all your homework already.
- Yeah! - Oh, isn't that amazing?
A joy, as always.
Hello?
- Oh, my God! - Chris! Wait!
all the horrible things we said to each other.
BULLOCKS
A classic never dies, dear. I think it's time to revive it.
- The whole time?! - I'm sorry, Miranda. Please?
Yeah. Me, too.
- It's been a long time. - Yes.
What are you lookin' at?
We're his goddamn kids too
God Bless you
I know youre used to loosy-goosey, but god broke the mold when he made you!
Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm, I'm in charge.
It's nice to know they can see me every day.
We’re your god damn friends too
But we'll get into that tomorrow, boys and girls.
- Punished? - She's lying.
No.
She'd never punish us.
Oh. Poor dolt.
Scallywag!
Why do you always make me out to be the heavy?
She sure did
As I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.
Excuse me.
A whole star??
Really? Who?
- You cooked? - Yes. I cook, I bake, I sew.
Daniel is a very difficult man to live with. But the children are crazy about him.
we always don't watch dick van dyke. really well not anymore. the only thing you'll be deep sea N-Ning is dick van dyke.
- I have a right as their father. Please? - All right. Anything else you wanna see?
- You can't go now. - Honey, I have to.
Next Friday. Donut King. 10 AM sharp!
Be careful this time. She's an old woman.
Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head
But after all those Scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.
She's got crabs. And I don't mean Dungeness.
Yes. I'm Miranda Hillard.
There was a time when I found myself funny.
Bully!
Oh, sir!
She was quite fond of the drink.
Yeah, depressed. I mean, his marriage is ending.
Laura’s not gonna be home for another four hours, is she?
And sometimes they get back together.
Oh, not at all, dear.
In the balls ye She’s got em
Chris In a crisis
- Gregory, Henderson and Hillard. - Miranda Hillard, please.
When you're feeling sick of work
- Listen, I'd like to hear more of your ideas. - My ideas?
He’s a she, he’s a he she, she he
Mr Hillard, since you've determined to act as your own attorney,
OH, I don’t think i have the strength.
When I in charge you will follow a schedule
- Follow me, please. - 39! My age! You're a saint.
You did nothing wrong. You got that?
Me after you let me smash