Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should never buy gribbenes from a mohel. It's so chewy.
Nattie, I'll think good thoughts, OK?
Back off, asshole!
Had a little accident Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman.
Piss off, everyone.
Don't fuss with me
You ripped my heart out, what did you come back to do it again?
I took the liberty of ordering you another dinosaur donut. Bully!
- This is Chris. - Hello, Christopher.
Daddy!
- Ask your mom. - I took care of it.
- This never would have happened. - Yes, it would.
Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
Oh, you wicked, wicked man!
Don't worry. We will find someone. There are plenty of people out there.
What can I say? The guy's a loser.
You sure don’t
Yes. This is off my Mercedes.
Daniel?
A Drive By Fruiting
You see, she's not a very good housekeeper. But she makes a fabulous cup of English tea.
Thank you, dear.
- Well... - Oh, that's so sweet!
First of all, congratulations on the show.
"Expert in first aid and CPR."
The warranty? The warranty? THE WARRANTY!
God knows they need a stable father figure in their life right now.
Hello, Miranda.
"Planet of the Apes": Who gets the role? Roddy McDowall!
- That's Mom. - Can't be. She's an hour early.
- Pakistani? - That's right. In many stores they do.
BYE BYE
You're right. I'm sorry. I'll try harder.
A tufted sofa, a Flemish tapestry, a brass-bound Regency-style table...
A job I could really sink my teeth into!
Oh, thank you, James. But right now... it's time for the Raptor Rap!
Gentleman start your engines
- This is terrific, Dad. - You want more spaghetti?
Salutations... snack
This is my nightly meringue mask. Part of my beauty regimen.
- She's got 'em? - She's got everything.
- How much are you gonna pay? - $300 a week. Is that all right?
They're a little more complicated, Nattie.
A nightmare
- This is Natalie. - Oh, hello, Natalie.
I don't work with the males
Broke my bag
I'm feeling fabulous because I met this beautiful Cuban.
I must look like a yeti in this get-up.
Stu's taking me out to dinner.
I don't do dinners. I don't do reading.
- In the balls! - Yeah!
When you are at your wits end in planing your vacation. And you call Southern Travel
There should be a disclaimer: Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show.
it Steels my wool
Alexander, get back in your cell. DOn't make me get the hose.
Oh, And may I say something else?
It's an infection in your tummy where you get diarrhoea for ever.
When I'm not with Daniel, I'm better.
George we'll just put a tv on Marley and electroucute her into it George we'll just knock Marley out and throw her onto the road
Damn. Calm down.
Saturday. Beach Tavern. 7:30 sharp
- You must have had your share of problems. - Oh, of course, dear. What marriage doesn't?
Mrs. Doubtfire. He's a she... she's a he he she!
Well, now that you know, you can't tell Mom, OK?
Just be one minute.
Eat your heart out, Julia Child.
When you're really trying to close that candidate
OK.
You ship 'em... Lots of luck smart a**
Cold night, isn't it?
They don't fight all the time and they can become better people.
He has the warmth of a snow pea. Makes Mr Rogers look like Mick Jagger. It's insane.
- Thank you for knocking. - Yeah.
It's my goddamn Hommus too!
Thanks for the time, warden.
Let your sheets cool down before you bring someone else into the bed. All right?
I know Miranda. It's gonna blow over.
I took the liberty of making you another old fashioned
ABA therapist priming the client before session starts.
- He's choking here! Call 911! - Oh, no. I killed the bastard.
That's a wrap, folks! Thank you very much.
- Yes. - Why?
Hello, Lydia.
I'm sorry. Mr Lundy is completely booked for the next two months.
Thank you. That's very nice of you.
Hi, guys. Did you say "extinction"? Does something stink?
Honey... What are you looking for?
When a snowflake says looney tunes Is too violent for children
I would turn into this horrible person.
Oh! Then I'm your woman.
- No. - Well... It's good to meet you.
Chris, wait right over there. Everybody.
- Congratulations. - No.
We will re-examine this case one year from now.
See if this guy will.
Steiner. Oh, how lovely.
- Mrs Doubtfire, may I speak with you? - Ooh, certainly, dear.
A little cappuccino
- Isn't he fabulous? - Kind of, dear.
Hey, it’s the ‘90s.
Yeah, honey. It's me.
I can't believe they're still subjecting kids to this. This is insane.
If you want a paycheck, stick to the script.
Diarrhea Forever
- Are you all right? - Yes.
No, Ma, not you. I was talkin' about the dog.
She’s got the crabs, dear, and I don’t mean Dungeness.
Don't forget anything. I don't wanna come back.
Murder! Betrayal! Kidnapped!
Ooh! "Planet of the Apes": Who gets the role? Roddy McDowall! I'd be better than that!
Chefs in a hot kitchen be like..
"Effie, Brace yourself."
Mrs Doubtfire, may I ask you a question?
If I got home early to be with them, something would go wrong.
No.
Piss off, Lou.
- What's the difference? - Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.
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Thank you. Any other choice phrases you'd like to teach our five-year-old, Daniel?
As you probably know, the estate was built in 1876.
You can sense it, dear - the way she talks about her father.
I have a home in London. I was born there. What part of England are you from?
It's a dinner show. Hi! Where you from? I'm gonna make you lunch.
Come on. I want you to meet this lady with me.
You can either wear that or feed a small country.
The house was so warm and cosy, the beds were always made, and the dinner was...
She's got an awful lot of baggage. Three kids.
More Arts and Crafts. A Dirk Van Erp lamp, a Stickley chair. Don't be seduced by chintz.
I always say: A flawed husband is better than none at all.
Good, huh?
It's like someone saying I can't have air.
I'm crazy to make a deal with you!
I can’t take it orally, dear I’ll be right back
It's really you in there.
Yes, I'm sorry to say it is.
Thanks to this Amish home study course I'm doing.
When you at your wits end with vacation planning Call a travel agent
The Rescuers 1977
How did you know? NNY