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I know. Some of my best work.
What is happening?
It sorta seems like you might be a liar.
Is this quest optional?
Wow, looks like it got pretty rough.
but, at one point, I got my head stuck in her eye socket.
[guests gasp]
She was.
Was she gonna say "before they light it on fire"?
Oh, yeah. Totes. Like your dad.
Look into my heart, and you'll see the truth.
- Just a moment. - [grunts]
- I get to ride you like a horse. - I'll welcome the touch.
Why am I the only one defending your girlfriend?
Yeah, saw it on the way down.
[Zog] With the goddamn salary I pay you.
Yeah, here I go.
I don't know. I don't think I'm Bean.
So, one quick dance, then you can go back home.
She did throw Turbish off a cliff and eat his horse.
Never said I was a freak.
Remember: really tall, red hair and, again, just the one eye.
Hey, hey, sorry to interrupt, but are you guys available for a quest?
Um, on vacation. Yup. With our families.
[slurring] Okay, okay.
[oinking]
She's not a mystery, but she's definitely a girl. Friend.
Elfo, don't freak out. Just stay calm.
Oh, such a great time.
I just need to talk to you. Please. I'm sorry.
I think we're fully prepared to slay a dragon.
Even farther.