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- I'll see you in court. - I'm sorry. I just...
That's me?
Why do you think you can't remember?
Not my first time.
Dale, can you show the movie that you made? Thank you.
I just wanted to, you know, have a moment before you run out.
...or embezzle 140 million dollars while you're at it?
...and you saw Judge Palmer and Mr. Blackwell.
That's a rookie move. Careful.
...20 years... Stop it.
Lou Shrubner. That's your divorce attorney?
Get some counseling.
...like you always do.
And you, ma'am, are gonna go down to DeVaney Motors...
- Did they raise it? - Ha, ha.
But you haven't been drinking, have you?
...you've altered your route...
My father's a lot of unpleasant things. A murderer is not one.
No.
Did your doctor caution you against the potential side effects of chemotherapy?
He was dead, son.
If you can corroborate that, I need it in my pocket.
I'm tired of the way you decide how the world is gonna run.
...six weeks we prepped Burke's mistress for the infamous Hank Palmer cross.
I just didn't think it would happen to me.
Oh. Dad, they wouldn't drive your car.
Sentence is to begin forthwith
Janairu 15, 1995
Febrairu 2, 2011
I didn’t need help, I needed you
Hey. Hey-
The judge's Cadillac reappears in the frame five minutes after he left the lot.
Massive internal damage.
Court is in session.
It's pretty obvious.
You can help if you want. No, just watching. Know what's funny?
You hit a rabbit, possum, skunk, your car goes boop, boop.
We saw you leave for the grocery store.
I hired you to make this go away.
We're two people caught up in the flame
Then, uh...
That's it. I am so sick of you.
- Just gonna get some air. - I know, but you disappear.
Be my guest. Please.
- Holy shit. ERIC - Shut up, Joe.
Heh. Good Lord, no.
I may need you to testify.
Yeah is not an affirmation a man uses in court.
You, me.
You kept your hair.
See you folks in court.
Oh, my God. It looks taller than it used to.
Janairu 11, 1995
Because Carla's father was never gonna be her father.
My mom passed away this morning.
No need to be so morose... ...Henry.
...a man you released...
I told her not to cover the Valparaiso.
I'm sorry you felt so sad you got on Facebook...
...you can sometimes suffer from memory loss...
You and Kevin Thompson in the backseat naked, huffing whippets.
Mr. Palmer.
I wanted someone to help him...
The road home was washed out, where it dips near the old mill.
facing a murder trial. Just so you know.
And you can shove all that ma'am shit.
Yeah? Let's remain unprepared. Fuck it.
Hank, if I don't see you before you...
So, Deputy Hanson, looking at this road, there is no indication...
You've never sat on a witness stand.
Colon.
...if you had the odor of alcohol on your breath.
Agreement from the Gipper's coach.
- Oh. Boo-fucking-hoo. - Why?
Use profanity, rant, rave, flip him off...
Your Honor?
But, uh...
It doesn't work that way.
- He just doesn't lose. - Uh-huh.
No! Unh.
- No. Dad's Maverick. - Mm.
I'll never fucking come back here again.
Um...
- What? - I see that T-shirt survived.
Look at that. Oh, look at that.
So I try to say goodbye, my friend
- Here. - Give me some to take home too.
I don't know what my problem is.
- Are you watching for me? - What do you think?
Gus? Gus the bailiff.
And now Carla goes to Georgetown.
- The night Hank vanished from Carlinville. - Since when have you had a daughter?
- And then? - Deny it. You missed your deadline.
...as I am required to impose an appropriate sentence.
...and went to her heart.
And neither did you
Janairu 14, 1995
We kept no secrets.
Objection. The defendant's history as a judge is not relevant.
But not because you remember hitting him.
Is there an offer of proof here?
Thanks for coming. Appreciate it.
Hey...
- You okay? - I don't know.
There's a real possibility that he was mentally impaired when he hit Blackwell.
...Judge Palmer...
Prepared him, defended him.
Did you see him follow him?
He got them.
I don't remember any of that.
What do you wanna hear?
- Remember you used to bring these home? - Yeah. Give me some.
Yep.
Oh, my God, you're nuts.
- You know that, right? - No.
- Sound corny? - Sounds epic.
But you're in the dark about it all.
Chemo, that's cancer?