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You are my friend. Good night.
FIVE DOLLARS
You're mad about me, aren't you?
$0.00001 dollars!
Unless you're a cheapskate...
Isn't it fun?
The thing about Roy is he plays the guitar.
AVN Wireless Opportunity I want it now!
Yeah, ya spent a lot Ya got lost in the jet stream
I think she wants to use the bathroom.
Right on! Get up there, and let's see what you got.
- She don't speak a word. - Wait a minute.
Can I be excused? I'm not feeling well.
And dying when you're not really sick...
Marrig!!!
I want my twenty five dollars. Now!!!
A man who still goes
Kick his ass.
You got my car running! You brought my car back from the dead.
Tonight at 6:00, you're picking up Joanne Greenwald.
Them: What are your hobbies? Me:
- Okay? - Okay. All right.
Look, Lane. If you were living with a family like that...
That's a damn shame when folks be throwin' away A perfectly good white boy like that!
Damn.
God, he's too embarrassed to tell me.
Why don't you give me that 13.67, and we'll call it a night?
All right! Now turn!
Monique Junet.
I guess people do a lot of handshaking in France.
could see what a real girl looks like.
I want my two dollars .. and answers reviewed :)
Memorandum. I would like to take a meeting with you tonight...
He went skiing this morning with Charles De Mar.
Hello. How was your day?
Oh, my God.
Man, it's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that
Dear, your breakfast is getting cold.
Monique, I'm sorry.
First, we'd have gone out to dinner. That's ten bucks apiece.
I want my receipts!
Hold that thought.
Meerie Chrismusss!
Everyone gonna be wearing one
It’s a Christmas Miracle
Twelve dollars...
Six months! Six months, and she dumps me for him.
Spastic Nerf bag
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that
Eight dollars.
The other learned English from watching the Wide World of Sports.
I heard something.
We're neighbors.
my brother makes with lighter fluid.
- We're sending him down. - That's a roger. Counting down.
until it's time for you to take the track.
You're on.
No. Prostitute.
She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak "imbecile."
It's alive!
I need my 2 Designs!!
Sorry.
- Two dollars. - Two dollars.
That makes sense.
You know... love.
I'd be lost with someone new
Be a skating team.
I'd be lost with someone new
How come you're so small?
Hell, if you can do it...
That's a Christmas present.
Not now. Please, God.
You show 'em how a skier really skis.
Squish-eez
It's a Christmas miracle.
the chocolate-nut brownie in this one.
Well, you sure got my vote for cutest couple.
I don't believe it. You've understood everything we've said?
PLUS TIP
some kind of message to me that there's something on my nose.
that is the Greendale High School ski-racing team.
How can you just throw away six months?