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Damn.
Squish-eez
Monique, I'm sorry.
Isn't it fun?
Sorry.
You know... love.
Why don't you give me that 13.67, and we'll call it a night?
The other learned English from watching the Wide World of Sports.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Marrig!!!
Hold that thought.
- Two dollars. - Two dollars.
I need my 2 Designs!!
Look, Lane. If you were living with a family like that...
All right! Now turn!
Right on! Get up there, and let's see what you got.
She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak "imbecile."
Be a skating team.
my brother makes with lighter fluid.
It's alive!
some kind of message to me that there's something on my nose.
the chocolate-nut brownie in this one.
Tonight at 6:00, you're picking up Joanne Greenwald.
FIVE DOLLARS
How can you just throw away six months?
That makes sense.
Dear, your breakfast is getting cold.
I want my receipts!
AVN Wireless Opportunity I want it now!
Yeah, ya spent a lot Ya got lost in the jet stream
You are my friend. Good night.
Memorandum. I would like to take a meeting with you tonight...
Unless you're a cheapskate...
No. Prostitute.
A man who still goes
That's a Christmas present.
Meerie Chrismusss!
- Okay? - Okay. All right.
could see what a real girl looks like.
Hello. How was your day?
I heard something.
The thing about Roy is he plays the guitar.
God, he's too embarrassed to tell me.
- We're sending him down. - That's a roger. Counting down.
Well, you sure got my vote for cutest couple.
Six months! Six months, and she dumps me for him.
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that
Eight dollars.
Monique Junet.
That's a damn shame when folks be throwin' away A perfectly good white boy like that!
until it's time for you to take the track.
Not now. Please, God.
PLUS TIP
Spastic Nerf bag
Yeah, yeah, yeah
$0.00001 dollars!
You show 'em how a skier really skis.
Twelve dollars...
I want my twenty five dollars. Now!!!
I want my two dollars .. and answers reviewed :)
We're neighbors.
You're mad about me, aren't you?
It’s a Christmas Miracle
I guess people do a lot of handshaking in France.
How come you're so small?
First, we'd have gone out to dinner. That's ten bucks apiece.
Hell, if you can do it...
Man, it's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that
You got my car running! You brought my car back from the dead.
that is the Greendale High School ski-racing team.
Everyone gonna be wearing one
And dying when you're not really sick...
You're on.
- She don't speak a word. - Wait a minute.
Oh, my God.
I'd be lost with someone new
I'd be lost with someone new
I think she wants to use the bathroom.
Them: What are your hobbies? Me:
I don't believe it. You've understood everything we've said?
Can I be excused? I'm not feeling well.
Kick his ass.
He went skiing this morning with Charles De Mar.