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WHAT IS THAT MAN UP TO? WHAT IS HE DOING?
THE WORD "BEER" --
What? THE DINER.
It's a done deal.
NO, NO, SHE'S GOT EVERYTHING.
[ SHOUTS IN LATIN ]
SO, ONCE THE FIRST SEVEN ARE A GO, SHOOT FOR THE MOON.
BEER IS PERFECT. BEER IT IS.
I'M AT THE DRIVING RANGE.
GOT IN THE MUCK, DIDN'T JUST ORBIT AROUND IT.
[ CHEERING ]
VOS IPSE PARATE!
THE RICH FOOD MIXES WITH THE BITTER MEMORIES,
WHAT A WASTE.
WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER BEER, LUKE?
BETWEEN HIM AND LORELAI CONTINUES,
THIS ELABORATE?
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO JUMP. GONNA JUMP.
HE PUT YOU IN THOSE BIKERS' HEADS.
AND THIS ALLEGED SCUBA DIVER SLOWS TO A CRAWL IN FRONT OF ME
BLAME THE INSANE PEOPLE DRIVING IN FRONT OF ME.
WELL, NO, I...HAVEN'T.
"RUSTIC" REALLY DID SOUND LIKE "CRAP PILE" THAT TIME.
LUKE? YEAH, HI.
SO, HAVE YOU PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO FRANCHISING?
WE COULD DRIVE SOMEWHERE.
I HAD A FRIEND WHO ATE AT A DINER ONCE,
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ONE DAY.
NO? NOPE.
GREAT!
THE GUY DRIVING IT LOOKED MAD.
NO PROBLEM.
THAT OFFER'S STILL GOOD, RIGHT?
WHAT IS THE EVENT? AND HOW COULD I INTERFERE?
GOOD NIGHT, ZACH.
YEAH, I-I-I DON'T NEED A TOUR, THANKS.
'CAUSE I CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT.
AND I THOUGHT YOUR PLACE WAS VERY CHARMING.
SEE WHAT COMES UP.
OH, OKAY. WELL, FOYER, STAIRCASE, UPSTAIRS.
OH, THAT WAS SO SWEET AND INNOCENT.
HE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR LORELAI --
DO YOU WANT ANOTHER?
STEPHANIE, IT'S YOUR TURN.
NO.
WHY WOULD YOU GO GOLFING WITH THAT MAN? WHY ON EARTH?
AAH. NOT SO LOUD.
THE INSCRUTABLE ZACH. HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
LET'S CHANGE THAT.
WHAT KIND OF CHANCES?
DAFT GIRL.
I'VE BEEN HIGHER.
ARE ALL THE LIFE-AND-DEATH BRIGADE GATHERINGS
BEEN STOMPED ON BY HOOLIGANS, AND BEAT UP BY HELL'S ANGELS?
LISTEN, I THOUGHT WE COULD MEET FOR A ROUND OF GOLF.
YEAH?
AND I THINK I AGREED TO IT. NO!
I WAS GETTING THERE. GIN MARTINI, PLEASE.
RHETT IS MY GENTLEMAN FRIEND, YES.
Apparently not.
WE EAT IT, WE BREATHE IT. IT'S OUR HEART AND LUNGS.
NOT IF LUKE WANTS A TOUR.
I DIDN'T HAVE THE "IT'S AN OVERNIGHT THING" WARNING.
SO, LAST NIGHT WAS A DATE, TOO?
BLOODY HORROR, THAT WOMAN.
JUST SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
I AM ALL IN.
EXCUSE ME. MR. GILMORE?
OH, I JUST FIGURED I'D RENT SOME.
YEAH, I KNOW THESE GUYS.